I've had some straaaaange dreams in ze past.
Once, the vicar was dragging some kind of snarling bulldog down my street, coming towards me. I was running but the dog bit my leg, and didn't let go, just kept shaking and shaking. Then I woke up and my leg was all numb. O_o
Then I had this one dream, and I was this brown thing that had the combined powers of Sonic the Hedgehog and Knuckles the Echidema. And I was running away from something that looked like 50 cent. I was hiding behind a garden wall, and the person in the garden started playing Cha Cha Slide on the radio. And I was scared, and the 50 cent guy came over and nearly found me but started dancing just in time. So I made a run for it, and jumped over this massive fence and kept running.....then I woke up.
T'was fun!
Then there was the really scary dream of a Poltergist going round stabing people.
Then last night, I had the weirdest one of all. In which, my mum's friend had come round with her grandson. I could suddenly smell something, like dog poop. I mentioned it, then discovered tiny pieces of dog poop on the floor. Then we picked them up and put them in the bin. Then I went to look for my mum's friend's grandson. He was sitting behind the piano next to a pile of dog poop. My mum's friend went to clean it up, and I took the grandson upstairs to be washed, because it was really his poop that looked like dog poop. O_o