Matterbug wrote:
Will you stop hitting on me now, Mat? :/
Erm... this is quite embarassing for me to be honest people, I think I should explain. Matterbug suffers from a rare condition where he thinks that everyone wants a piece of him. In the past few weeks I have found this condition has become if anything, threatening. I have had to change my phone number on numerous occassions as well as the locks on my door. On more than one occassion I have come home to see Matterbug sniffing clothes on my washing line, thankfully they were Frankie's clothes. Anyway I digress the important thing is the reinforce Matterbugs belief in his ability to seduce people, of all genders. If he begins to doubt himself he begins to make what I can only describe as 'Dolphin noises' which are intimidating to say the least.