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The Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp fangirls (who had hidden inside a giant robot) would kill everyone except the good-looking male pirates.

The OB fangirls would then overhear the Depp fangirls commenting on how Johnny Depp is "Omg, sooo hotter than Orli!!" and would, as a result, throw the Depp fangirls into the shark-infested ocean.

The surviving pirates would then pillage and burn the OB fangirl's village (made out of Legolas/Will Turner posters). Three-quarters of the fangirls would die.

The remaining pirates and fangirls would then be killed by the angry mob of Lost fans, who would be quite upset at how the cast of Lost had been killed when they were all mistaken for ninjas in every-day clothing. (But Charlie and Claire survived, as they had been hiding in a cave. Charlie and Claire can't die, because I said so. Charlie/Claire OTP !!!)

And then I'd resurrect all of the cast. Maybe hug Charlie a bit afterwards, because he's awesome. And then I'd kick Sawyer, Kate and Jack, because I don't like them. Afterwards, I'd fly back to Baltimore, just in time for a new episode of Lost. Yay.

The End.

1. Robots will beat dinos since dino teeth cannot tear metal (nor do they eat them in the first place).
2. Pirates will beat robots since humans always triumph over technology.
3. Ninjas will beat pirates since they are more skillful and adept at fighting.
4. Dinos will beat ninjas since however good you are at fighting, you cannot beat a gigantic, tough-skinned T-Rex.

Therefore it is a scissors-paper-stone situation.

Pffft, the squeals of an OMG HAWT BOI fangirl will turn that into a 'die'-'run away'-'convert to fangirlism and get your drool on' game in a millisecond.



Fangirls fan-gurls

A herd of wild squealing banshees that prey on hot men (some fangirls may worship other things, such as television shows, but the majority eat childr- er, they kidnap and keep good-looking male celebrities as slaves). A fangirl's drool is deadly, and the sound of a fangirl squeal may kill. Unless you are a fangirl yourself, stay far. Far. Far. Far. Far. Far. Far. Farfarfarfarfarfarfar. Away. And then move to Mars.

But even if you, yourself, are a fangirl, you will probably die within a year, due to fangirls being ten times worse towards their own kind.

The least deadly species of fangirl is the fangirl of everyone but themselves. They are quite docile, and will worship you.

The most deadly fangirl is commonly thought to be that of air, for if you dare to breath in their presence, they'll kill you for murdering oxygen, but it has been found that the Orlando Bloom fangirl is the most deadly. Or at least the most rabidly insane, in most cases.


Yeah, I'm really offtopic. Alas, alas. What, I'm not crying, as I should in a properly woeful moment? Pah to you, I say, for offending my tear ducts. My tear ducts say you r teh suk for being discriminating against tear ducts. Bad you! Bad you! Haha, how does it feel to be hit over the head with a laptop? Not so mean towards tear ducts now, are you. Hahahaaaa!





(I'm afraid that all parts of my brain that are remotely intelligent or logical just exploded. In the words of the ever-snarky tviokh of LJ: Logic go boom.)

Okay, to bring this post a bit more ontopic, I think, fangirls aside, the dinosaurs would win. But only if they managed to breed with the robots and make GRR LIEK OMG SCARY ROBODINOS.

If not, I predict the robots will short-circuit the day after they appear on the island, due to a monsoon. The pirates will all die from dehydration, due to the lack of rum (and women- there were very, very few female pirates in history. And those that were and didn't become famous by being captains were usually, well. Treated very. Uh. PPT-innappropriately, let's just put it that way. Sorry to all of you who thought pirates were cool and really nice guys. Because they weren't. At all. Nowhere near.) on the island.

The ninjas would then all get heatstroke, due to their hot, black clothing.

Actually, now that I think of it, the robots could have all overheated and then been short-circuited while vulnerable.

And the dinos would eat the ninjas and pirates and be very dino-happy. But they'd die the next day, anyway, when the island exploded. Silly dinos.

... Dinobots?

and i guess they combine too?

yes, i know. too much time on my hands.

You know very well that dinobots cant combine. Without glue.

But they can get the glue from the handy dandy gum trees that habitate the island.

tell that to the "beasts within" comic strip.
the dinobots. CAN. combine.