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you know, reading this thread after spending the evening writing essays has really cheered me up (the stupid comments anyway). i would quote the more funny ones, but they all made me laugh

Stupid: i fall up/down the stairs ALL the time. i dont know whats wrong with me. most of my falls are quite spectacular. the other week when i was getting ready for uni i was running up the stairs to get something out my room and i slipped about 2/3 the way up and fell over forwards, lost my slippers which fell down the stairs. i then didnt quite manage to stop myself from sliding down and proceded to bump down the stairs to the bottom... needless to say it prompted my housemate to run out her room to see if i was ok
Oh, and this evening i was going up the stairs with a plate with a slice of cake on it in one hand, and my bag and lab coat in the other. i got to the top of the stairs and fell over and my cake went flying, so i dropped my bag and managed to catch my cake. i'm sure it would have looked pretty funny had someone seen me :S

For some reason I found that incredibly amusing

I remember very clearly one day I was walking backwards, and turned around right into a sign post.

At band, I acidentally (don't know how) grabbed a tuba instead of a baritone and started honking away. Don't know how I didn't notice the difference at first. Tuba only weighs about a billion extra pounds.

Too many sad moments, and too many more stupid moments to list.

One time I was at the beach and I was running around and I ran into a pole.

Another time at the same beach there was a wild snake slithering around my ankle and everyone was screaming at me and I just stood there and said "What?" (I didn't notice the snake)

One time me and a bunch of friends were roller skating and we were trying to trip Tim so we were all chasing after him and I managed to trip him and he fell over and tripped Brooke who fell over and tripped Brittany who tripped Chelsea who tripped Abby who reached out to balance on me which caused me to trip. It was rather funny though.

Another time we were all skating Tim fell down right in front of me and I tripped on him and went flying. I did a flip in mid air and then my body slammed against a brick wall. It was actually pretty funny aside the pain.

One time a friend and I bought goldfish to release in the pond in my woods and one died along the way so we left it in someone's mail box.

One time I was talking on the phone while laying on my bed and I accidentally rolled off my bed onto the floor which knocked the air out of me so I couldn't talk. The person hung up after a while.

OK, I don't want to bum anyone out--but the saddest thing I think I ever saw was this homeless mom coming up to me asking me if I knew where there was a shelter that she and her kids could stay at overnight. I had just come from a Harry Potter event in my town--where all of us "rich: folk with children in tow were living it up and spending money hand over fist for HP action figures and games, etc.--and was walking towards my car when she came up to me.

Didn't ask for money or beg or anything like that, just please could I help her find the homeless shelter that was in our town. She was so embarassed and explained that her husband had just died and she had no family to turn to. Honestly, I almost started crying. Here I was spending goo gobs on my spoiled kid and here was a woman who didn't even have a warm bed for her two little kids.

And, trust me, I am not an easy mark--I live just outside of Chicago and see beggars, panhandlers, and con artists all of the time in my suburb.

But, she was none of those. And, she really got to me--I reached into my purse and gave her all of the money I had and then I went home and cried for about 1/2 an hour about how unfair live was.

Too sad.

How much money was that?

I have a habit of walking into sliding glass doors.

When I was 7 I was swinging in my neighbor's backyard and this dog started biting my side but I didn't feel it until a couple minutes later when I realized he was biting me. My neighbor's dog had to come and rescue me and they called the paramedics and stuff and they almost put the dog to sleep.

Also, in 6th grade, I slammed my finger in a car door. The nail ended up falling off a few months later after turning a gruesome blackish-blueish shade.

I also have a habit of falling flat on my face infront of absolutely everyone.

EDIT: Oh, here's one. I was at the mall with my friend a few weeks ago. We went into the food court and my friend wanted Subway and I asked her what they served at Subway.

Oh I REMEMBERED ANOTHER STUPID THING!!


Umm..when I was little,I thought our sliding glass door was closed(we had nothing on it at the time so you could see right through) and I just leaned with two hands so I could push on it and slide..well i guess you could figure the rest..I fell through..

add that to about everything else I do

Don't feel bad, I did the same thing.

Stupid: I was at a party and the sliding glass door was closed. It even had a zebra stick on, on it and I ran right into it.

EDIT: Oh, the other day I was in the mall and I saw this cute guy. I always have my shoe laces untied, and i've never tripped on them in my life. But He was looking at me and I started to walk off and one of my friends stepped on my shoe lace. And I fell flat on my face.

lol stupid thing?

My friend and I were at the beach, just about to sit down on our blankets with the food we just bought on the boardwalk, when a seagull swooped down and took a french fry from my cup. Startled, I threw my cup of french fries on my friend who was already sitting down. (I'm deathly afraid of birds. XD) This of course caused every seagull on the beach to swarm her. So... there's my friend, surrounded by hundreds of seagulls, screaming and I can do nothing but laugh my butt off. Needless to say, she wasn't as amused. Throwing those on her wasn't the smartest thing in the world.

Ever wonder if it was on purpose? I have friends who would seriously do that to me.

I have friends who do do that to me.

Stupid- ah. the joy of being a klutz. I worked as a camp councilor this past summer and during the last week we had 2 emergencies. The mast from the hobi (catameran sp?) fell and landed on this poor girls collar bone, so being on swim staff we went to go get her. Discover she is still ON the dang boat and the senior swim staff have us first yrs jumping in and out of ski boats and getting them stuff and what ever. Anyway, I got back into the boat one time, slamming my ankle into the side. Didn't notice. Nothin! (turns out later it was busted!!)So, I did the only logical thing.. I ran on it when we got back to the dock since the nurse wanted blankets! Oh the pain... and the explaining!

2 days later... emergency number 2. I was leading around a group of kids and they were going sailing. i was all happy because we wouldnt be in a boat with a boom at my head level, which meant that every time we jibed I wouldnt get smacked. Well... that wish was very short lived. I turned around for 2 seconds to see where the other staff were and the wind shifted direction. Smack. Out like a light for the next 6 hrs. That was fun. Sent me to the hospital and the nurse asked me "where are you?" so, quite logically I replied "in a bed". she was not impressed. lol. needless to say, i came out of there around 830 that night with one nasty concussion only to face my 2 employers and have them howl at me.

Yep, so did my P.E. teacher, her mom and grandma and basically the whole of my year.

At least you got his attention

I flirted with some cute guy once... To find out he wasn't 18 (like I thought) but 27. Ewww.