UGHH!!! He's so annoying!

[Full Metal Alchemist]

Or listen to me and be evil.

Stunguns and Tasers are around $500

Pepper Spray/Mace is around $10

Baseball bats are around $40

Hairspray, Lighter, and one of his treasured toys is about $10

Towels are $5, Towel Snapping lessons are free.

Tickling is free.

Blackmail is free.

Bribery should be no more than $5(Get a piece of candy and put a battery in it and tell him to go eat it downstairs)

If he has braces, try poking alumminum foil at his teeth. About $4.

[alien]

ok, he's evil, he doesnt like anything i do, and he said he wants to kill me now.. like he could do that. I built a little alarm thingie for him last night, and i took one of the keys to make it so it wont alarm..and he's not technicaly cute, he has dirty hair, and he's about 4 feet 2inches, and yeah..he has this goofy smile and when he cries, his bottom lip goes as far to the left as it will go and his top will go to the right..whenever i try to play with him, he ends up punchin me in the mouth, and since i have braces, it hurts like heck!

[Twisted Sanity]

I'm the oldest and I can tell you right now that it's not all that great. Having two younger siblings is a royal pain. Especially when you realise that your little brother who is seven years younger than you is acting the way you did two years ago. They try to mimic older siblings all the time. Dunno why. But it's true. My little bro says the 's' word so often at his age, yet when I was at his age, I couldn't even say crap without fear of retribution.

Anyways, back on topic, little brothers are never easy to persuade. Threats almost never work. And a lock on your door is a bit extreme I reckon. If you don't want him on your computer, set a password. Tell your parents that he seriously is annyoing you. And tell him that he seriously is annoying you and that you will lock him out of the computer permanantly if he doesn't stop :K

[Qanda]

I'm the oldest and I can tell you right now that it's not all that great. Having two younger siblings is a royal pain. Especially when you realise that your little brother who is seven years younger than you is acting the way you did two years ago. They try to mimic older siblings all the time. Dunno why. But it's true. My little bro says the 's' word so often at his age, yet when I was at his age, I couldn't even say crap without fear of retribution.

Anyways, back on topic, little brothers are never easy to persuade. Threats almost never work. And a lock on your door is a bit extreme I reckon. If you don't want him on your computer, set a password. Tell your parents that he seriously is annyoing you. And tell him that he seriously is annoying you and that you will lock him out of the computer permanantly if he doesn't stop :K

Try having two little sisters like me (I'm the oldest too). They are sooo tame and boring. ><

[on_diet_cat]

My brother is 8 years younger than me. I know that kind of pain when he loves to annoy you. When he touches your stuffs, you scream, you will get blasted by your parents. When he touches your stuffs again, you blasted him, you will also get blasted by your parents. In short, no matter what you do, you will get blasted.

I learned to ignore him totally, expressionless even he touches my stuffs. That was a terrible period for me,although it pays off quite well as he lost interest in mystuffs because there is a totally no response from me. However, I have not talk to him for a total of 17 years even through we stay under the same roof. My parents just could not understand why but they accept the fact that we cannot click at all.

edit: most of my friends do not even know that I got a brother.

[alien]

Or listen to me and be evil.

Stunguns and Tasers are around $500

Pepper Spray/Mace is around $10

Baseball bats are around $40

Hairspray, Lighter, and one of his treasured toys is about $10

Towels are $5, Towel Snapping lessons are free.

Tickling is free.

Blackmail is free.

Bribery should be no more than $5(Get a piece of candy and put a battery in it and tell him to go eat it downstairs)

If he has braces, try poking alumminum foil at his teeth. About $4.

that is the funniest list of stuff i have ever seen...

[Shollia]

Well.. if you want to get him away from your computer... maybe scare him away from it.
Like go to one of those trick images... where it tells you to find what's 'wrong' with the image. So you stare at it and stare at it and don't see anything and then suddenly one of those screaming loud things comes up and just scares the bejebus out of ya.

Just make sure it's one of the ones with a scarey looking face and make sure to have the volume turned up really loud.
And hope it scares him away

[Harmonize]

Or listen to me and be evil.

Stunguns and Tasers are around $500

Pepper Spray/Mace is around $10

Baseball bats are around $40

Hairspray, Lighter, and one of his treasured toys is about $10

Towels are $5, Towel Snapping lessons are free.

Tickling is free.

Blackmail is free.

Bribery should be no more than $5(Get a piece of candy and put a battery in it and tell him to go eat it downstairs)

If he has braces, try poking alumminum foil at his teeth. About $4.

Quite alot of these things are dangerous and can cause harm. Please for the sake of children on this forum who dont have sense, dont ever give advice that might hurt or harm someone. Its far from "evil", its just plain stupid.

[cipher_text]

Or listen to me and be evil.

Stunguns and Tasers are around $500

Pepper Spray/Mace is around $10

Baseball bats are around $40

Hairspray, Lighter, and one of his treasured toys is about $10

Towels are $5, Towel Snapping lessons are free.

Tickling is free.

Blackmail is free.

Bribery should be no more than $5(Get a piece of candy and put a battery in it and tell him to go eat it downstairs)

If he has braces, try poking alumminum foil at his teeth. About $4.

Quite alot of these things are dangerous and can cause harm. Please for the sake of children on this forum who dont have sense, dont ever give advice that might hurt or harm someone. Its far from "evil", its just plain stupid.

it just give us another way of looking at things...

the evil way..and wouldnt all of the above be accounted as evil...

[Pokemon Kid]

Put a chair's top at the knob of the door, and then it'll be locked. Make sure to leave the chair slanted against the door.

Or go to your local hardware store and buy this type of chain lock for $3 and a bit of screws for $1, drill holes into your room door, and then drill holes in the lock to see how many screws you are going to put in.

Edit: Oh yeah, the locks are yellow goldish colored.

[alien]

Well.. if you want to get him away from your computer... maybe scare him away from it.
Like go to one of those trick images... where it tells you to find what's 'wrong' with the image. So you stare at it and stare at it and don't see anything and then suddenly one of those screaming loud things comes up and just scares the bejebus out of ya.

Just make sure it's one of the ones with a scarey looking face and make sure to have the volume turned up really loud.
And hope it scares him away

i have actually tried it, in the jokes section there is this topic sooo romantic, its a song then this demented head pops up and it sacres the poop out of ye..it was kinda funny...

[Full Metal Alchemist]

Or listen to me and be evil.

Stunguns and Tasers are around $500

Pepper Spray/Mace is around $10

Baseball bats are around $40

Hairspray, Lighter, and one of his treasured toys is about $10

Towels are $5, Towel Snapping lessons are free.

Tickling is free.

Blackmail is free.

Bribery should be no more than $5(Get a piece of candy and put a battery in it and tell him to go eat it downstairs)

If he has braces, try poking alumminum foil at his teeth. About $4.

Quite alot of these things are dangerous and can cause harm. Please for the sake of children on this forum who dont have sense, dont ever give advice that might hurt or harm someone. Its far from "evil", its just plain stupid.

Too be honest, most of these are safe. I'm assuming you're not really going to purchase a taser or baseball bat, and dry ice is quite hard to obtain. DO NOT TRY THE HAIRSPRAY IDEA(It makes a flamethrower)

Pepper spray works, period. Irritational for around 10 minutes, that's all. Unless you spray him too much and he becomes Immune...

[cipher_text]

Or listen to me and be evil.

Stunguns and Tasers are around $500

Pepper Spray/Mace is around $10

Baseball bats are around $40

Hairspray, Lighter, and one of his treasured toys is about $10

Towels are $5, Towel Snapping lessons are free.

Tickling is free.

Blackmail is free.

Bribery should be no more than $5(Get a piece of candy and put a battery in it and tell him to go eat it downstairs)

If he has braces, try poking alumminum foil at his teeth. About $4.

Quite alot of these things are dangerous and can cause harm. Please for the sake of children on this forum who dont have sense, dont ever give advice that might hurt or harm someone. Its far from "evil", its just plain stupid.

Too be honest, most of these are safe. I'm assuming you're not really going to purchase a taser or baseball bat, and dry ice is quite hard to obtain. DO NOT TRY THE HAIRSPRAY IDEA(It makes a flamethrower)

Pepper spray works, period. Irritational for around 10 minutes, that's all. Unless you spray him too much and he becomes Immune...

found that out when i played with bug spray
gives you a 12 inch by 12 inch flame..

[(*Dranzer*)]

Well.. if you want to get him away from your computer... maybe scare him away from it.
Like go to one of those trick images... where it tells you to find what's 'wrong' with the image. So you stare at it and stare at it and don't see anything and then suddenly one of those screaming loud things comes up and just scares the bejebus out of ya.

Just make sure it's one of the ones with a scarey looking face and make sure to have the volume turned up really loud.
And hope it scares him away

i have actually tried it, in the jokes section there is this topic sooo romantic, its a song then this demented head pops up and it sacres the poop out of ye..it was kinda funny...

I'm happy to help

[Rachel]

Well.. if you want to get him away from your computer... maybe scare him away from it.
Like go to one of those trick images... where it tells you to find what's 'wrong' with the image. So you stare at it and stare at it and don't see anything and then suddenly one of those screaming loud things comes up and just scares the bejebus out of ya.

Just make sure it's one of the ones with a scarey looking face and make sure to have the volume turned up really loud.
And hope it scares him away

I used to have something similar on my computer which would scare my brother and parents EVERYTIME they touched my computer. somehow i managed to get a sound to play when you turned off the screensaver, so i made it play a friends soundbite of chandler saying "don't touch the computer, don't ever touch the computer" it was sooooooo funny!! no matter how many times it happened to them, it would still make them jump!! hehe