What are the weirdest and funniest 'junk' emails you've had?

[VeraX]

Just checked my email inbox, went something like this.

Sarah, is your love life suffering? Not getting enough because you need a bigger...?

me- what the heck?

Income? Make $1000 in a week, gaurenteed!

[Alex]

I get a lot of Chinese/Japanese spam o.O

Actually, what I find really amusing is those forwards everyone sends to me.

Such as the Hotmail one. Where it goes "OH NOES HOTMAIL IS SHUTTING DOWN!" I've been getting that email since 1998... and it hasn't shut down yet. People send it to me still though.

The hilarious part?

I use gmail.

[Sapphire Faerie]

I managed over two years on this email account without a single bit of spam. Until just recently. I blame my sister. I think through the crappy forwards she sends, my email address got out into the system.

Example:

From: "Mrs Dove" <yazwtqdfslnql@erg.it>

Subject: Courtney Cox has a breitling wtch

how kool is it to have a nice watch
u cant find a better replca

iqndlzpseu038.hereurnewwatches.com


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[Sock]

I'm nine years old. I have no ears and no nose, and my eyes are red and my hair is black. I will appear at your bedside tonight if you don't forward this to 15 people...