How to win any argument

[Skynetmain]

The Nazi reference is the sure-fire way to rid someone of credibility, or so it was until it was horribly overused. There's also the communist, or godless, reference. That works especially well in America.

If nobody made those references anymore, then Faux (Fox) News would be out of business, O'Reilly would pennyless and homeless, and the world would be a far better place.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

1. Remember- anyone dumb enough to argue with someone like you fits under the Dilbert Principle, thus they are idiots.

2. You are a weasel, like the rest of us. Therefore, you can lie about statistics scot-free.

3. If you plan on going into management, remember that anything you don't understand is quite simple- that's why you haven't bothered to become informed. It's your genius which keeps you from having all the answers.

4. Eventually, all the Induhviduals will do housework for you. If they name the nation Atlantis, move. The maids will bump the furniture. But if they don't, you can make the fools who tried arguing with you jump through hoops.

[Shoyru_Lover]

1. Remember- anyone dumb enough to argue with someone like you fits under the Dilbert Principle, thus they are idiots.

2. You are a weasel, like the rest of us. Therefore, you can lie about statistics scot-free.

3. If you plan on going into management, remember that anything you don't understand is quite simple- that's why you haven't bothered to become informed. It's your genius which keeps you from having all the answers.

4. Eventually, all the Induhviduals will do housework for you. If they name the nation Atlantis, move. The maids will bump the furniture. But if they don't, you can make the fools who tried arguing with you jump through hoops.

LOL. You bad person. Bad. Bad!