Gloat- I'm finally done with the paper that was due last Friday.
Cry- I probably did bad on it...
Gloat- I don't have to go to school today

Oh how I love teacher workdays.
Cry- I'm supposed to clean my room and do my homework...
Gloat- Got the goold ole report card on Friday and I got all As
Cry- Execpt for in my History class where my teacher can't teach at all...and therefore causes me to get a B and not get all As
Gloat- My parents are letting me drive more