I think i died and came back from lack of air at laughing at these!
My brother did the whole run into the window, the difference was this was at my old church, and when everyone was leaving, everyone saw it, and my dad made ME check if he was alright! dang, and all those people laughinf, even the father laughed!!! evil...then there was this one time in 4th grade, we were rehearseing for one of our plays, Silent Night, this was during Christmas...well everyone new the only thing I could memorize was all the pokemon, digimon, and random attacks from DBZ. Ya this happened when i was still living in japan, so the pokemon thing happened before it got to you guys here in the US, anyways, I got to the the curtain dude, just opening and closing the curtain...during the rehearsal, they pushed a really cumphy chair with wheels my way. I was 8, i couldn't resist sitting on it. Okay, just so you know, the curtain pully thing is right at the edge of the stage, so one slip, and off you go...
So i was waiting for the que while spinning around in the chair, I ws suppose to wait till the half way through the song, well, I was singing along, untill i realized i was a little late, too late to get off the chair, so i pushed the chair towards the pulley, one of the legs fell off the stage, causing the whole chair with me in it to come crashing down ON TO my 4th grade teacher...so my whole class, my teacher(slightly injured) and three surveying teachers atched me take the fall. Although I almost got killed( i hit the floor head first, and the floor aint carpeted, its tiled) the whole class saw, and teacher wouldn't let me sit on the chair again...I was so embarrassed, i'm glad that didn't happen during the real thing...
Fighting the darkness,
One flashlight at a time!
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