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[iconoplast]

The loudest noise comes from the electric iconoplast.

Well, having electrocuted myself once, I can say I did yell pretty loudly...

Wouldn't you rather be iconoplast?

...

It's different in an iconoplast.

It is?

Get the door - it's iconoplast.

That's right, I'm outside your house right now.

Cleans your floor without iconoplast.

Haha! No floor cleaning for me!

[.:Compact Disk:.]

Cleans your floor without iconoplast.

Haha! No floor cleaning for me!

I think that's hilarious! lol

[Knives]

We're Always Low Knives.
You're Never Alone with a Knives.

^I like the latter. Think about it if it wasn't plural..

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Knives.

Every Kiss Begins With Knives.

Damn straight.

[o_0]

It's an O_0 Adventure.
Race for the O_0.
Designed for O_0, Engineered to Last.
We're with the O_0.
Nobody Does It Like O_0.

[Amethyst]

Amethyst prevents that sinking feeling.
Really? O.o I thought I just enhanced it...

Which twin has the Amethyst?
OOH! I PICK YOH-KUN! (If you don't get it, don't worry. Just scroll down^^;; )

You can do it when you Amethyst it.
And how!

Why can't everything orange be Amethyst?
Woah...this one actually makes sense....

Poppin' fresh Amethyst!
...Okay.

The coolest Amethyst on ice.
Make that the ONLY Amethyst on ice.

You like Amethyst. Amethyst likes you.
This is SO going to be my slogan when I'm a world dictator^^

Don't be an amber Amethyst.
...Yay oxymorons?

Amethyst with the less fattening centers.
...

Chocolate Amethyst since 1911.
Dangit, now it wants to eat ME!

Australians wouldn't give an Amethyst for anything else.
Are there any Australians here to confirm this?

Hand built by Amethyst
SO DON'T USE IT! IT'S GONNA BLOW!

Cleans a big, big Amethyst for less than half a crown.
"HOORAY, GARY! WE'RE FINALLY HUGE!"

I wish they could all be Amethyst girls...
...No comment.

You're never alone with an Amethyst.
This is another one of those great world domination slogans....

Feel the raw, naked Amethyst of the road.
...Um?!?

Whee...a little too much fun here, hehe....

[AFI_Sorrow]

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Afi_sorrow.

That's right. I make the ultimate gift.

Washing Machines Live Longer With Afi_sorrow.

Washing machines love me so much, that's why. They live just to see my beautiful hands as I put my laundry into them.

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Afi_sorrow On Your Knife.

Ah! Please don't stab me! *Gets killed* Well at least you'll never have better.

Sheesh, so I get given as a gift, obsessed over by appliciances then I get stabbed! Advertizing loves me.

[loser]

Bridge That Gap with Loser
Because Loser Can't DriveHave You Had Your Loser Today?
Nothing Acts Faster Than Loser
Don't Get Mad, Get Loser
A Loser Works Wonders
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Loser
See the Face You Love Light Up With Loser
Go Crack a Loser

One comment: O.o


But there is my my favorite-Pride of the Loser For Over a Hundred Years

[Michelle]

"Probably The Best Michelle In The World"
I'd have to agree with that

"Time To Make The Michelle"
I'm not edible

"Obey Your Michelle."
Yes obey me!

"Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Michelle."
*is scared*

"The Cream of Michelle"


"The Best Michelle A Man Can Get"
Heck Yes! Come and get me!

"More Michelle Please"
Don't worry there is enough to go around

"I Like the Michelle in You."
I like the Michelle in me too .....

Lol A lot of the ones I got were funny, but I was too lazy to write them

[hiddenneggs]

Monsieur, with this Hiddenneggs you are really spoiling us.

::blink::

Fresh from the Captain's Hiddenneggs.

But I'm fighting for Maraqua.

Have Hiddenneggs Your Way.

I guess that means I'm easy?

Is Hiddenneggs In You?

No comment.

Plink, Plink, Hiddenneggs...
Happiness is Hiddenneggs-Shaped.
Let the Hiddenneggs Begin.
Two Hours of Hiddenneggs in Just Two Calories.
Hope It's Hiddenneggs, It's Hiddenneggs, We Hope It's Hiddenneggs...
Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Hiddenneggs Fits.
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Hiddenneggs.
At 29p a Hiddenneggs, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.
See the Face You Love Light Up With Hiddenneggs.

And perhaps the best:

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Hiddenneggs Overnight.

[Pokemon Kid]

Behold the Power of Pokemon Kid.

Aw yeah!

Good Honest Pokemon Kid Since 1896.

I'm not THAT old.

Schtop! This Pokemon Kid is not Ready Yet!

Hey! That's not true.

It's a Beautiful Pokemon Kid.

HANDSOME IS THE WORD.

Bread Wi' Pokemon Kid Taken Out.

Friggin' cannibals!

[Shoyru_Lover]

So random lol

Yukio - The Appetizer!
Reach Out and Touch Yukio.
Leggo my Yukio!
The Joy of Yukio.
Grab Life by the Yukio.
The World's Local Yukio.
The Yukio Of Paradise.
He Who Thinks Yukio Drinks Yukio.
For The Yukio You Don't Yet Know.
Takes a Yukio but it Keeps on Tickin'.
Great Yukio. Great Times.
Washing Machines Live Longer With Yukio.
Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Yukio Fits.
Just One Yukio - Give It To Me!
Spreads Straight from the Yukio.
What Can Yukio Do For You?
Yukio Unscripted.
For Mash, Get Yukio.
The Yukio that Smiles Back.

[Eskimo]

Wouldn't You Like To Be A Kyra Foxx Too?


I Can't Believe It's Not Kyra Foxx.


The Best Part of Waking Up is The Fork in Your Cup.

[(*Dranzer*)]

Leggo my Yukio!

NEVER!! *Clings to Yukio like a chibi to the chibi's older brother*

[DracolordII]

Nothing Sucks Like A Dracolord.

Hey, that's mean!!!

Obey Your Dracolord.

Yes, Obey me pitiful humans!!!!

Leave the Dracolord to Us.

No, they want to hold me prisoner!!!!

Get Dracolord or Get Out.

Ditto what I just said...

Can You Tell Dracolord From Butter?

You better be able to.

I Wish They All Could Be Dracolord Girls.

I'm a guy!!!!

Dracolord Is Good For You.

Trust me, I'm not.

[Rissa]

"Give the Dog an Apricus."

...

Thanks, man.