What were YOU in a past life?

[.:Requiem:.]

renn was
an Elegant Actress
in a past life.

[Runevalkyrie]

Jennifer was
an Elegant Poker Player
in a past life.

Runevalkyrie was
a Successful Burlesque Dancer
in a past life.
*chokes on food*

[_jade_em_]

Sally was
a Lively Scientist
in a past life.

NOOOO! Nooo! I hate science!

Jade was
a Pleasant Hair Stylist
in a past life.

*twitch*

Jadem was
a Masterful Rock Star
in a past life.

*twitches again*

Jade_em was
a Liberal Gladiator
in a past life.

I hate this thing.

_jade_em_ was
an Attractive Gladiator
in a past life.

._.

On second thoughts, a scientist sounds nice ...

[Ski]

Matthew was
a Sleepy Actor
in a past life.

Well, I've wanted to act, and I like to sleep.

[Shoyru_Lover]

Kym was
a Nervous King
in a past life.

[o_0]

Mark -lastname- was
a Well-Behaved Psychic
in a past life.

-snort-

DiscordantEdit: Please don't make fun of the politicians. They're people, just like you, except you can also get a lot of other people upset by mocking them.

[Ski]

-snip-

Maybe a chimpanzee. I see the resemblance.

DiscordantEdit: See above edit.

[+Phantom-]

Josh was
a Clever Lawyer
in a past life.

Josh David ***** was
an Educated Witch
in a past life.

Phantom was
a Lazy Butler
in a past life.

Haha.

[Monique]

I thought that we were the ones who were supposed to tell you about our past lives, and I was wondering how I was supposed to know. Then I was wondering how I'd explain my friend's theory that in a past life I was Joan of Arc and my other friend was a turtle! Just ignore me though, my brain isn't functioning today! I want my pills!

Monique was
a Well-Behaved Greek God
in a past life.

was
a Kind Shoe Salesman
in a past life.

... I did it twice to see if there was a pattern to it or something. It was right the first time though, definately!!

[DiscordantNote]

I thought that we were the ones who were supposed to tell you about our past lives, and I was wondering how I was supposed to know. Then I was wondering how I'd explain my friend's theory that in a past life I was Joan of Arc and my other friend was a turtle! Just ignore me though, my brain isn't functioning today! I want my pills!

Monique was
a Well-Behaved Greek God
in a past life.

was
a Kind Shoe Salesman
in a past life.

... I did it twice to see if there was a pattern to it or something. It was right the first time though, definately!!

Hmm...I tried it again several times, and it kept saying I was a psychic of some kind. Perhaps that means something! *tries to type with her mind*

[Ammer]

Dawn, Verax, that's just creepy.

This is mine,

Ammer was
a Lazy Monkey Trainer
in a past life.

What the Hell?

-real name- was
a Polite Musician
in a past life.

Okay, believable.

-ful real name- was
a Beautiful Rodeo Clown
in a past life

Well they got the beautiful part...Wait, does that mean I was a girl?!

[Sock]

Holly was
a Nervous Hair Stylist
in a past life.

Sock was
an Unstable Cult Leader
in a past life.

Socky Bee was
a Dangerous Pick-Pocket
in a past life.

Grunge Bunny was
an Attractive Rocket Scientist
in a past life.

Holly [last name] was
a Liberal Gladiator
in a past life.

Suzanne was
a Saucy Damsel In Distress
in a past life.

Holly Suzanne was
a Self-Centered Blackjack Dealer
in a past life.

[Mandy]

Mandy was
a Strange Snake Charmer
in a past life.

Amanda was
a Masterful Snake Charmer
in a past life.


...I hate snakes

[Shifty]

Amit was
a Quiet Executioner
in a past life.

Shifty was
a Well-Behaved Bum
in a past life.

[Cassi]

Cassi was
a Heartless Damsel In Distress
in a past life.

Cassandra was
a Patient Lunatic
in a past life.

Cassandra -last name- was
a Careless Ice Cream Truck Driver
in a past life.

...Fun.