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everconfused · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:38 am

the thing that "peels" hard boiled eggs for you :roll:

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Makes peeling hard-boiled eggs a breeze!
As Seen On TV!

* The complete kitchen set for egg extraction. A hygienical, nutritious and delicious choice!
* Bonus! 2 in 1 egg slicer & egg divider
* No More peeling eggs by hand!

Eggjector™ makes peeling hard-boiled eggs a breeze! Simply place a hard-boiled egg onto the Eggjector™, push down and pop a perfectly peeled egg. It's that easy!

With Eggjector™, there's no more peeling eggs by hands or wasting time removing tiny bits of leftover shell.

Eggjector™ is great for snacks, parties and meals. It's quick, easy and convenient. It also comes with a Free Bonus Egg Slicer

* Mouth Watering Egg Platter
* Tasty Egg Salad
* Inventive Sandwich

Made in China

Directions:

* Punch on the small end of an egg several times using the piercer located on the Eggjector™ base.
* And then crack the larger end by tapping on table. Make sure it is fully cracked. Don't be timid!
* Place the egg on the rimmed base of Eggjector™ with punched small end pointing up and the cracked larger end down.
* Place the push barrel of Eggjector™ on top of its rimmed base. Criss cross hands over the top of the barrel and give on good fast push to pop a perfect hard-boiled egg from its shell.

I think it's pretty safe to say by the time you go through all the effort to put the egg into this thing, you could have it peeled on be on your way.

CSK · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:12 am

Fiddelysquat wrote:

Those square watermelons that cost thousands of dollars. Oh, and the Swiffer wetjet. When you use it on your floors, it kills your pets because they walk on it, lick their paws, and die of the antifreeze in it.

In regards to the the whole Swiffer wetjet myth:

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/swiffer.asp

Sorry Fidds, but you've been duped.

shapu · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:40 am

CSK wrote:

Fiddelysquat wrote:

Those square watermelons that cost thousands of dollars. Oh, and the Swiffer wetjet. When you use it on your floors, it kills your pets because they walk on it, lick their paws, and die of the antifreeze in it.

In regards to the the whole Swiffer wetjet myth:

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/swiffer.asp

Sorry Fidds, but you've been duped.

Well, thank God. I've been licking my swiffer sheets for months now. Good to know it won't make me sick.

ahoteinrun wrote:

Sparkles for horses hooves.
They're just going to step in poo. Why bother?

Leave a little sparkle, make the poo pretty.

ahoteinrun · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:43 am

shapu wrote:

CSK wrote:

Fiddelysquat wrote:

Those square watermelons that cost thousands of dollars. Oh, and the Swiffer wetjet. When you use it on your floors, it kills your pets because they walk on it, lick their paws, and die of the antifreeze in it.

In regards to the the whole Swiffer wetjet myth:

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/swiffer.asp

Sorry Fidds, but you've been duped.

Well, thank God. I've been licking my swiffer sheets for months now. Good to know it won't make me sick.

ahoteinrun wrote:

Sparkles for horses hooves.
They're just going to step in poo. Why bother?

Leave a little sparkle, make the poo pretty.

I don't think there's any amount of glitter... that can make horse poo pretty.

shapu · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 4:57 am

I hate to break it to you, but you're not thinking outside the box.

ahoteinrun · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:44 am

shapu wrote:

I hate to break it to you, but you're not thinking outside the box.

You're right, i'm not, because the inside is pearlescent.

Shollia · **Posts:** 1269 **Joined:** Tue Jun 01, 2004 4:22 am

ahoteinrun wrote:

shapu wrote:

CSK wrote:

Fiddelysquat wrote:

Those square watermelons that cost thousands of dollars. Oh, and the Swiffer wetjet. When you use it on your floors, it kills your pets because they walk on it, lick their paws, and die of the antifreeze in it.

In regards to the the whole Swiffer wetjet myth:

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/swiffer.asp

Sorry Fidds, but you've been duped.

Well, thank God. I've been licking my swiffer sheets for months now. Good to know it won't make me sick.

ahoteinrun wrote:

Sparkles for horses hooves.
They're just going to step in poo. Why bother?

Leave a little sparkle, make the poo pretty.

I don't think there's any amount of glitter... that can make horse poo pretty.

Rofl... this conversation is hilarious... :lol:

And uh yeah.... I have nothing else yet.... and uhm...... yeeeah.....

Nessa · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:14 pm

A pill for bladder control. Side effects: constipation and diarrhea.

:roll:

Charisma · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:10 pm

Nessa wrote:

A pill for bladder control. Side effects: constipation and diarrhea.

:roll:

How can you be consitpated and have diarrhea o_O

I rather be constipated though than not be able to control when I pee and like pee on myself. However, if it's like uncontrollable diarrhea, I rather be covered in pee x_x. I think the pill is useful if I could figure out the side effects

Paul · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 8:50 pm

Charisma wrote:

Nessa wrote:

A pill for bladder control. Side effects: constipation and diarrhea.

:roll:

How can you be consitpated and have diarrhea o_O

I rather be constipated though than not be able to control when I pee and like pee on myself. However, if it's like uncontrollable diarrhea, I rather be covered in pee x_x. I think the pill is useful if I could figure out the side effects

I think there's two variations of the pill. One that reduces the amount of fibre in your body, and one that overdoses you with fibre. *shrugs* Just eat a bran muffin.

I dunno.

Pixa · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:08 am

Paul wrote:

Charisma wrote:

Nessa wrote:

A pill for bladder control. Side effects: constipation and diarrhea.

:roll:

How can you be consitpated and have diarrhea o_O

I rather be constipated though than not be able to control when I pee and like pee on myself. However, if it's like uncontrollable diarrhea, I rather be covered in pee x_x. I think the pill is useful if I could figure out the side effects

I think there's two variations of the pill. One that reduces the amount of fibre in your body, and one that overdoses you with fibre. *shrugs* Just eat a bran muffin.

I dunno.

I never got the bran muffin. How do they taste? Where can you get them from? Our Canadian Science teacher mentioned them, I've been curious ever since. Nowhere in the UK had any of us seen a bran muffin.

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I liked drinking my milk from cardboard cartons with a small thin blue straw when I was at school. I think most UK people will be able to relate to this Smile

We used to get that, I thought it tasted rather nice. Until my friend told me it was rats milk... which I still don't know whether to believe. We used to be able to subscribe to an apple too, I didn't, we weren't allowed chocolate. My mum used to sneak me in a bar, and, one day, the school caught be eating it behind the playhouse. Haha, they told me off.

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