Ben Affleck- He was in Gigli. End of story.
Ashton Kutcher- Who told this kid he could act? 'The Butterfly Effect' has to be one of the worst acting performances I've ever SEEN. At least he fit in to his role during 'Cheaper by the Dozen'. All he had to do was act like himself.
Orlando Bloom- He looked cool as an elf, but he is NOT a great actor. Far from it, he's very hokey. Thank goodness Legolas is the quiet, brooding type.
Brad Pitt- He had the SAME FACIAL EXPRESSION throughout that disaster of a movie 'Troy'. I spent the entire film waiting for him to get shot in the ankle and die like a pansy. It was the only truly entertaining part, save the giant flaming boulders of doom.
Keanu Reeves- Again, he acts like he's had 10 Botox injections before every scene. His face never changes expression, and I can't help but remember him in 'Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure'. "
Dude."
Sean Connery- He's a good actor, but he exchanges all "s" sounds with "sh" sounds. It'sh really teshting on your nervsh after two hoursh of lishtening to him shpeak. And WHY is his mustache black, but the rest of his hair is white?!
Paris Hilton- You're a trust fund baby, we get it. Nobody cares. Put your abnormally thin, long nose in another business.
Jessica Simpson- To be effective, I'll let Miss Simpson condemn herself. "Is this chicken that I have, or is it fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea'."
Ashlee Simpson- You sing worse than your sister and you're not famous on your own. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Avril Lavigne- POSEUR. Insulting your own fans and wearing arm warmers doesn't make you 'hard core'. You're a pop singer, stop pretending you have talent. And instead of letting Mother Goose write your pathetic lyrics ("I'm not the milk and Cheerios on your spoon", SERIOUSLY!), learn how to play the piano or something.
Britney Spears- Way to go. You stole a woman's boyfriend WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH HIS CHILD and you're going to marry him. I hope you rot in hell.
Vanilla Ice- An embarassment to white people everywhere.
Ja Rule- For somebody 4 feet tall, he sure tries hard to look tough.
Daniel Radcliffe- You can't act. You look like Harry Potter, but that's about it.
Tom Felton- The only interest you invoke during the movies is when you contort your face with apopletic rage and spit, "You
filthy little mudblood." Other than that, you can't act either.
Chris Rock - YOU NOT FUNNY. I KEEL YOU!
Christina Agulera- For years, I've been hoping that she'd fade into anonymity, but like a bad smell, she keeps coming back. Not with pungent wisps of stench, but with chart-topping hits.
Vanessa Carleton- YOU KILLED 'PAINT IT BLACK' AND YOU SING LIKE A DYING MOOSE! I KEEL YOU!
That's it. More to come. I'm a very emotional person.