What is a Krabby Patty made of exactly?

Light · **Posted:** Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:19 pm

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The Krabby Patty : the burger Spongebob will come to hate once he is a 75 year old heart patient - who is only 34. Yes, the famous Krabby Patty. So, what is this dish made of? We travelled great distances and have gone under many stinky mattresses to get you the awnser.

Wikipedia wrote:

Ingredients for a Krabby Patty

2 Seaweed Seed Buns
Patty
Sea Lettuce
Sea Cheese
Onions
Tomatoes
Mustard, Ketchup, and Mayonnaise
Pickles
Secret Sauce

It should be noted that this had no citiation next to it, so it may not be accurate. But this raises, a question, a conspiracy. How do they get the patties? Are they made out of cows or something else? How do they get the cows, tomatoes and onions in the sea? Do Cows in the sea make Sea Cheese? Are the pickles made out of sea cucumbers (which automatically disqualifies it to be a vegetable)? What is Farmer Jenkins hiding?

So, what do you think? What do you think is in a Krabby Patty?

Dustin · **Posted:** Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:53 pm

Maybe they're made of... humans.
We make them out of animals, so they can make them out of humans.

Who names their restaurant The Krusty Krab anyway...? Not a good name, at all.

Asthaloth · **Posts:** 4284 **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2004 4:48 am

Dustin wrote:

Maybe they're made of... humans.
We make them out of animals, so they can make them out of humans.

Who names their restaurant The Krusty Krab anyway...? Not a good name, at all.

So the Dolphins nefarious scheme is revealed...

Ski · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:15 am

Spongebob wrote:

Don’t you get it, you crustaceous cheapskate! I can’t make a Double Krabby Patty with the works! I can’t put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

There you have it. Here's the one to wonder about:

Bubblebass wrote:

I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Jenna! · **Posted:** Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:12 am

Wasn't plankton also in it?

Light · **Posted:** Thu Aug 02, 2007 3:43 pm

Zega wrote:

Wasn't plankton also in it?

Nope

That was a fake recipe.

halfbakedbliss · **Posted:** Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:30 pm

The Krabby Patty Secret Formula is how they are prepared, not the ingredients.

Light · **Posted:** Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:31 pm

halfbakedbliss wrote:

The Krabby Patty Secret Formula is how they are prepared, not the ingredients.

But, then again : there's that secret sauce.

halfbakedbliss · **Posted:** Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:54 pm

Light wrote:

halfbakedbliss wrote:

The Krabby Patty Secret Formula is how they are prepared, not the ingredients.

But, then again : there's that secret sauce.

I bet it's made out of money.

3lla · **Posted:** Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:04 am

it probably made out of squid worths hair

shapu · **Posted:** Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:07 pm

Ski wrote:

There you have it. Here's the one to wonder about:

Bubblebass wrote:

I’ll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

Raft: Toast instead of bun
4x4: ??
animal-style: ??
Extra shingles: More pickles OR cheese, I'm never sure which.
shimmy: ??
squeeze: ??
Light axle grease: ??
Make it cry: Leave it rare on the inside
Burn it: Turn up the griddle to a ridiculous temperature and scorch the outside
Let it swim: Extra sauces

DM was on fire! · **Posted:** Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:10 pm

Light axle grease may be extra of some sort of sauce.

Whoever edited Wikipedia forgot the most important part -- love. D:

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