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 Post subject: Stupid Signs From Around the World!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:30 am 
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At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container

At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.

In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!

In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.

On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.

Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.

Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.

Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?

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Mwahaha! :evil: Those are too funny. I just got in trouble in school for laughing...I'm supposed to be learning about cloning. x.x

Too funny.

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I'm sending those to everyone I know. :evil:

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Hehe...I saw a picture of a sign advertising 'Curl up and Dye' hair salon once...I almost killed myself laughing :roflol:

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There's a auto dealership where my grandmother lives called 'Buy-a-Junk'. XD I love this one.

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In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.


I'm sending those to my dad. XD

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Amethyst wrote:
Hehe...I saw a picture of a sign advertising 'Curl up and Dye' hair salon once...I almost killed myself laughing :roflol:


:P That's a great one!

I like the inn-experienced one up above. It takes a clever, clever mind to think of that. Well...that or just a silly one.

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In an Israeli restaurant: Butcher kills self three times a day.

Though that wasn't intentional.

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Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.


:evil: So evil...and funny! :lol:

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haha, those are hilarious XDDD :roflol: cracked me up, haha *shakes head*

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:roflol: lol!!!
Ahh, a good laugh!

Anyways, there is also this sign outside of an Japanese(i think) laundromat.

Drop your pants here for best results!
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On a box of feathers: FRAGILE

On a package of CD-RW's: Swallowing this CD may make you choke.

More later...

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I saw a pic of one once where it was in a train station in Japan and the sign said something in Japanese and then in english said,

"For toilet look back toward your behind"

Or something similar

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on a self car wash place- our vacooms really suck!

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My friend told me about a site devoted to this kinda stuff. http://www.engrish.com/

They take photos of all kinds of mistranslations from around the world.

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Hehe....I'm sending these to my sister and her husband.
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