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Sugarinii
 Post subject: Safety Symbols
PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:53 am 
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A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.

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Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.

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If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.

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If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

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If your lungs and stomach start talking, stand with your arms akimbo until they stop.

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After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

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If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

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Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it

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The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

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Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

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If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.
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TDG
 Post subject: Re: Safety Symbols
PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:17 am 
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Sugarinii wrote:

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Do not drive a station wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.


I like this one the most :D

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I've seen these tons of times, and I still find them hilarious.

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those had me CRACKING UP! <3

Mas mothaionn tu fein mar rud eigin caite ar an dtra...
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Lig dom goideail an croi duit...
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the karata chop one was my favorite :) I'll have to share these.
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:roflol: :roflol: :roflol:
Those really cracked me up! *shares them*

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Oh those are SO FUNNY! xD I especially loved the karate chop one.
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Uncle Xyzzy
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Quite literally Ell-oh-ell.

Those are absolutely hilarious. :D

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AngelAttitude
 Post subject: Re: Safety Symbols
PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:58 pm 
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Sugarinii wrote:
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After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.


I'm reading these on the computer, in a bar, and trying to drink coke at the same time, and when I read that one ^ I spat coke all over the computer. People are giving me funny looks now. >.>

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Rox
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the do not fart is you are blocked under falling debris made me laugh the most. maybe its cuz i fart a LOT?

I need a new sig. >_>
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sily_sicily
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For my 500th post, decided to post something funny:
My friend sent me this pic:
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and I found it hilarious! :roflol:
Poor violators. Even if they survive, they can't survive much longer...

I think this is still counted as a safety symbol... o_O

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OHHH! *digs around in picture folder* here it is!

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XD

Death is pretty final
I'm collecting vinyl
I'm gonna DJ,
The end of the world!

'Cause if heaven does exist
with a kickin' playlist,
I don't wanna miss it at the end of the world!
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xDDDD - Don't even think of parking here. Gosh, that'd be hard to notice :roll:

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DM was on fire!
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Immortal_Z wrote:
OHHH! *digs around in picture folder* here it is!

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XD


...uhh.

Light - XD

Word and word. Because I don't think "uhh" and "XD" count as words.

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LadyAerowyn
 Post subject: Re: Safety Symbols
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:28 pm 
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I especially like the karate chop one! xD
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