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These are some jokes that each made me giggle upon recalling them for several days at a time.

What did one snowman say to the other?



Two hotdogs were in a frying pan, and one started screaming "Aaagh! I'm burning! I'm burning!"
The other one screamed "Aaagh! It's a talking hotdog!"


A skeleton walked into a bar and said, "I'd like a beer and a mop, please."

I've heard the talking muffin variation:

"There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's sure hot in here!"
The other muffin says "OH MY GOD! IT'S A TALKING MUFFIN!"

My favourite bar joke:

"A yak walked into a bar. The bartender yelled "There's a yak in the bar!"



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Bar joke:
A man walks into a bar and says "ouch!"

and...
Two peanuts were walking through the park, and one was assaulted.

Ohhh I love that one

one of my favourites
Once there was a man who wouldn't stop singing. He was told that if he didn't keep quiet, he would be put in front of the firing squad, but he still carried on. preparations were made for his execution. Before the soliders aimed, the man asked if, as his last wish, he might sing a song. This was granted and he began to sing a song entitled '10,00 green bottles'.

another good one
A policeman saw an old man walking towards him pullin along behind im a brick on a lead. The policeman thought 'Poor chap's obviously a bit simple, I'd better go humor him.' So when the two met, the police man said to the old man 'Hello, I like your dog, whats his name?'
The old man looked at the policeman and said 'It's not a dog, it's a brick,' and the policeman was taken aback.
'Oh,' he said, 'I'm sorry. I thought you were a bit simple,' and he turned and walked on.
The old man looked at the brick and said, That fooled him, didn't it, Rover?'

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "why the long face?"

That's my dad's all-time favorite joke. He's told it to me at least 100 times, and giggles every time. I reciprocate with the skeleton one.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this,some kind of joke?"

My funny joke.

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman's ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing