Stupid Signs From Around the World!
Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:30 am
At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.
In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.
Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.
Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.
In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.
Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.
Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?
Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:58 pm
Mwahaha! 
Those are too funny. I just got in trouble in school for laughing...I'm supposed to be learning about cloning. x.x
Too funny.
Those are too funny. I just got in trouble in school for laughing...I'm supposed to be learning about cloning. x.x
Too funny.
Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:30 pm
I'm sending those to everyone I know.
Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:22 pm
Hehe...I saw a picture of a sign advertising 'Curl up and Dye' hair salon once...I almost killed myself laughing 
Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:07 pm
There's a auto dealership where my grandmother lives called 'Buy-a-Junk'. XD I love this one.
I'm sending those to my dad. XD
In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
I'm sending those to my dad. XD
Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:00 am
Amethyst wrote:Hehe...I saw a picture of a sign advertising 'Curl up and Dye' hair salon once...I almost killed myself laughing
That's a great one!
I like the inn-experienced one up above. It takes a clever, clever mind to think of that. Well...that or just a silly one.
Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:36 pm
In an Israeli restaurant: Butcher kills self three times a day.
Though that wasn't intentional.
Though that wasn't intentional.
Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:00 pm
Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
So evil...and funny! 
Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:05 am
haha, those are hilarious XDDD cracked me up, haha *shakes head*
cracked me up, haha *shakes head*
Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:05 am
lol!!!
Ahh, a good laugh!
Anyways, there is also this sign outside of an Japanese(i think) laundromat.
Drop your pants here for best results!
Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:39 pm
On a box of feathers: FRAGILE
On a package of CD-RW's: Swallowing this CD may make you choke.
More later...
On a package of CD-RW's: Swallowing this CD may make you choke.
More later...
Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:21 am
I saw a pic of one once where it was in a train station in Japan and the sign said something in Japanese and then in english said,
"For toilet look back toward your behind"
Or something similar
"For toilet look back toward your behind"
Or something similar
..
Sat Dec 11, 2004 4:37 pm
on a self car wash place- our vacooms really suck!
Sat Dec 11, 2004 7:01 pm
My friend told me about a site devoted to this kinda stuff. http://www.engrish.com/
They take photos of all kinds of mistranslations from around the world.
They take photos of all kinds of mistranslations from around the world.
Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:06 pm
Hehe....I'm sending these to my sister and her husband.