41 ways to drive your parents crazy

[Jenna!]

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a kittens"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"

[AFI_Sorrow]

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

That one had me giggling in hysterics. I am so going to school tomorrow and doing that to my friend when she least expects it. Heh heh heh.

Funny list. I laughed a number of times. Good mood today!!

[xjox]

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
32.Try and climb the wall...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
37.Eat your hair...
39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

Have you been talking to my kids????

I guess i have the rest to look forward to huh?!?!

[Twizzler0171]

2. Moo when they say your name...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
23.Run in circles...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

I will definately be trying those out.

22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...

I already do. Add that to the fact that each time I laugh, I laugh differently (high pitched, low pitched, snort, chortle... you name it, I laugh like that) and well... along with your parents being annoyed, you have a brother saying you laugh like a Heffalump...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

Haven't quite memorised a whole movie. While its playing though, I can say things along with it... boy does it annoy my mom!

[Medusa]

These were all very amusing.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

I used to, or still do these ones though I've practically memorised The Nightmare Before Christmas word for word.

[_jaye_]

My friend Pez has done:

1,2,3,4,6,10,13,14,15,16,17,20,21,23,25,26,27,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,(I WILL DO 37 SOON), 38,39

I laughed so much when he told me XD. Especially "talk to a pen" because he always to, "talk to the hand!"

[Ziggy]

Haha, those are great. I used to do some of those.

[.:Requiem:.]

10. Do what they actually tell you...

Hahahah! That one got me the best.

I have done a lot of them, actually.

42. Stare at them witout talking
43. Stare at a wall for a few hours.

[WIS]

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

XD! Those three cracked me up the most.

[shortin]

They all remind me of something my little brother would do.
The only one I can really see myself doing is this one:

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

My mom would get soo annoyed by that.

[iamthelastunicorn]

40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

But my cat *does* mock me

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

I have done that, my mom gets so mad in about 5 minutes xD

2. Moo when they say your name...

Priceless... have to try that

[Silja]

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
26.Slither everywhere...
31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
32.Try and climb the wall...
33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...

Been there, done that

[_jaye_]

Actually there should be another one

Tell your parents to "talk to the hand"

[my friend Pezzo does that and one day his mum shoved her hand in his face and went, "talk to the hand!"]

[Twinkle]

How about these?

Squeak whenever food is mentioned.

Talk in a high pitched voice, which is at least an octave higher than your normal tone. Get higher if they notice it.

[Maroon]

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
30.Talk to a pen...
36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37.Eat your hair...
38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"

He He... I should try those sometime...Especially number 10 *snorts**laughs**laughs even louder* he he...