Miscellaneous Jokes
Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:01 am
A burglar went to the bank and pointed a gun on the cashier and said, "Give me all your money, or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!"
The cashier laughed and said, "You mean to say HISTORY."
The burglar answered, "Don't change the subject."
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There were two men,Paddy and Murphy.Paddy says "If you can guess how many fish I have got in this bag, I will give you both of them"
"3"replies murphy
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive
vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where the heck was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
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The cashier laughed and said, "You mean to say HISTORY."
The burglar answered, "Don't change the subject."
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There were two men,Paddy and Murphy.Paddy says "If you can guess how many fish I have got in this bag, I will give you both of them"
"3"replies murphy
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive
vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where the heck was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
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Post more if you'd like!!!
Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:20 am
The first and secound are midly amusing, but I don't get the third.
Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:28 pm
Alisquid wrote:The first and secound are midly amusing, but I don't get the third.
Simple. the RING was fake.
Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:44 am
Heres another one:
My tire was thumping I thought it was flat...when I looked at the tire, I found your cat...Sorry!
My tire was thumping I thought it was flat...when I looked at the tire, I found your cat...Sorry!
Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:59 pm
Ooo! Those are clever!
A man walks into a bar ans says 'Ow!'
Hee hee...
A man walks into a bar ans says 'Ow!'
Hee hee...
Thu Feb 17, 2005 8:32 pm
Ah, I really liked the first one. ^___^ Quite cute.
And the guy walks into a bar actually made me crack up the first time I saw it. Easy amused? Me? Not a chance!
And the guy walks into a bar actually made me crack up the first time I saw it. Easy amused? Me? Not a chance!