Better Grades
Mon Jan 31, 2005 4:59 am
Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades...somebody is going to get a spanking!"
lol I thot how cute!!!
He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades...somebody is going to get a spanking!"
lol I thot how cute!!!
Mon Jan 31, 2005 10:42 pm
A Teacher Remarks on how some of her students are doing:
1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It might be moded so I wont post it.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It might be moded so I wont post it.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:53 pm
galonski64 wrote:2. I would not allow this student to breed.
XD that's great! That would be really sad if the teacher actually said something like that though...I would have to cry.
Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:30 am
galonski64 wrote:12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
I've heard a variation of that: The Wheel's spinnin' but the hamster ain't movin'.
Those are great! If I got told one of those, I seriously would try to keep a straight face, but would end up laughing. Sad, huh?