Things Not to say on a Valentines Date
Mon Jan 31, 2005 5:05 am
1. I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
2. People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.
3. I used to come here all the time with my ex.
4. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
5. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
6. I like clay. It's mushy.
7. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
8. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
9. I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.
10. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
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2. People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.
3. I used to come here all the time with my ex.
4. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
5. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
6. I like clay. It's mushy.
7. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
8. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
9. I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.
10. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
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Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:14 am
11. Excuse me, I just farted.
Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:54 am
12. Do you mind if we sit in the corner? Its just that my wife/husband sometimes comes in here.
13. Im really glad you didnt have other plans tonight, the other 20 people I called first were all busy.
14. What did you say your name was again?
15. Oh no! I must have left my wallet at home...
13. Im really glad you didnt have other plans tonight, the other 20 people I called first were all busy.
14. What did you say your name was again?
15. Oh no! I must have left my wallet at home...
Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:58 pm
14. Aren't you gonna buy me a drink? 
Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:11 pm
17. I was going to buy you something nice, but the dollar store was already close by the time I got there yesterday*if today was valintine day, lol.*
Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:04 am
lol those are all funny!!! lol!
Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:54 am
I know of a few, none very appropriate, but not very wise to say on a date.
Wed Feb 09, 2005 6:20 pm
18. I love yo... ghurt! Hey can i get some yoghurt???
19. ...so i was like, hey man you cant have found that on the oficial star wars databank, and he was like, nooo way! i saw that on the hyperspace site, but that's not possible at all because i recently...
20. Hey i got you a gift! It's... ta ta taaa... the ultimate batman episodes DVD box!!! ta ta ta tataa ta ta taaaa taaaaaaaaah!
19. ...so i was like, hey man you cant have found that on the oficial star wars databank, and he was like, nooo way! i saw that on the hyperspace site, but that's not possible at all because i recently...
20. Hey i got you a gift! It's... ta ta taaa... the ultimate batman episodes DVD box!!! ta ta ta tataa ta ta taaaa taaaaaaaaah!
Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:28 pm
21. I just remembered that I've gotta rush home for my monthly bath.
22. The thing I like about you is your wallet and the cash inside.
23. I only pick my nose occasionally.
24. Would you excuse me? I'm dying for a crap.
22. The thing I like about you is your wallet and the cash inside.
23. I only pick my nose occasionally.
24. Would you excuse me? I'm dying for a crap.