Yo Mama jokes

[Ginger Harp Seal Pup]

I LOVE these jokes so I thought I'd make a thread and other people, be free to post your own Yo Mama jokes too!

***No sexual or political ones please. Says so in the rules***

And these are just for fun. No offense meant at all. And if one DOES offend you, please either PM me if I posted it, the person who posted the offending joke or a Mod so that they can delete the offending joke(s).

Gee, that sounded formal

Anyway, some of my faves:

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[Pokemon Kid]

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, her belt size is equator.
Yo mama so fat, whenever she wears a yellow poncho, people yell "TAXI!"
Yo mama so stupid, she sued an apple tree for hitting her on the head.
Yo mama so weird, she lost in a game of Scrabble and comitted suicide.

[Silja]

Yo mama is so fat
...that you can tap her on her hips and surf on the waves.
...that when she jumps into the air she gets stuck.

Yo mama is so stupid
...she got cut by a knife in a gunfight.
...she got run over by a parked car.
...she thought the salvation army won the war.
...it took her two hours to watch "60 minutes".

Umm.. yeah

[WIS]

Ugly:
Your momma's so ugly, the doctor slapped her mother instead of her when she was born.
Your momma's so ugly, her face gets censored while she's on TV.

Fat:
Your momma's so fat, her couch takes up half the room.


All I have. =\

[cat1205123]

I only have one. (And it might have been said before somewhere else)

Here goes:

Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

[o_0]

Your mama is so nice, I wish she was my mama.

I never liked these. I always found them insulting to kids whose parents were dead.

[Asthaloth]

Your mama is so nice, I wish she was my mama.

I never liked these. I always found them insulting to kids whose parents were dead.

but not the fat ones right..

yo mammas so fat, she has to have her own Zip code!

[sir_michael]

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravity! (she even has an atmosphere and a moon!" )

[Jens]

Yo mamma so fat that when she turns around in a room, there's a welcome back party
Yo mamma so fat that when she walks in front of the television, i missed Big Brother!

[Maroon]

I have a few:

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.


Lol those were more then a few but....lol.

[andyroonie]

***No sexual or political ones please. Says so in the rules***

And these are just for fun. No offense meant at all. And if one DOES offend you, please either PM me if I posted it, the person who posted the offending joke or a Mod so that they can delete the offending joke(s).

Gee, that sounded formal

Anyway, some of my faves:

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

NONONONO not that one but LOL funny

EDIT: Yo mamma so fat that a bus hit her and she said DANGITwho threw that rock

[Destinyte]

Yo mama's so stupid on her high school report card that didn't even put a letter of the alphabet for her grade.

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped in the front door and was in the backyard.

Yo mama's so poor, she stepped on a lit match/cigarette and said "Who turned off the heater?"

I have some bad ones that I won't share. Those are some of my favorites.

[LaceyJade]

Yo mama so fat, she ran after the school bus yelling "Come back twinkie, come back!"

Yo daddy so fat, he went to Sea World in a tuxedo and the guards chased after him yelling "SHAMOO ESCAPED FROM HIS TANK!"

Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo mama so fat, she went to Sea World and sang "We are Family" to the whales.

That's all I've got. =)

[Ziggy]

You're mama's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
You're mama's so skinny she could hang glide on a Dorito.

[.:JAG:.]

I have one:

Tres Stupid:

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the scale she yelled out, "Hey, that's my phone number!"