Funny Bumper Stickers

[Maroon]

Caution:BLONDE thinking (I am a blonde myself, don't take it offensivly, and sorry if it offends you)

Take REVENGE:
Poo on a Pidgeon

Your Kids and Honor Student!!! But your a Moron!

I don't Need kids. I married one.

Isn't a smoking area in a restraunt like a peeing area in a swimming pool?

EDIT:
Forgot to say Post some if you'd like!!!

[sirclucky]

Best ones ive seen probablly arnt politcally correct enough for this forum .

"Honk if you dont honk for bumper stickers"

In rather small print "Stop tailgating"

[BadEvilCookie]

My kid beat up your honor student

Save a tree, wipe with plastic

Back off or I will flick a booger on your windshield

[broken]

hey i have got a good one sorry if it afends some of the peers that read this:if u didn't have feet would you wear sandles?






then why do u wear a bra?
lolz
that is a good one

[WIS]

Heres one

Stupidity is NOT a handicap, please park elsewhere.

[Asthaloth]

i always liked the good ol..
"WAAAAAGH DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA"
not seen any in a while, and the one i did see was custom made

[hyperflutterby]

I like:

My border collie is smarter than your honor student.

[Destinyte]

Haha! Those are good!

I have a few!... that are inapproprite. Heh.

[hiddenneggs]

God was my co-pilot,
but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat Him.

[AFI_Sorrow]

My Karma ran over your Dogma.
If I must die, I will take Death by Chocolate.

Death by chocolate is by far THE best ice cream flavor to ever grace this earth!

Heh, I liked the pigeon revenge one.

[DM was on fire!]

These are so funny.

watericeage, your's is the best. I can't wait to tell that to my dad, who IS handicapped.

[.:Requiem:.]

My mom's: What would Scooby Doo? (C'mon..it's cute...)

Give me ambiguity or give me something else

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs

If you are psychic - think "HONK"

How do I set the laser printer to stun?

Ambivalent? Well yes and no....

Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

A closed mouth gathers no feet (I really oughtta pay more attention to that one)

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness (Me to a T)

[Pokemon Kid]

That bra one was funnay!

[White_Wolf]

"If you can read this please flip me over" (stuck on the car up-side-down)

"Don't eat and drive!"

"If I drive too fast, it's because the leprechauns are after me!"

"How 'bout I take that cell phone and shove it up your @#%!"

[RolandOfTheEld]

I have to border collie one, except it says "My Basset Hound is... etc."

My Favorite is
"If you can read this, I could slam on my brakes and sue you"

and another kinda like White Wolf's
"If you hit me, your gonna need a proctologist to get that phone back"