Mommy Test

Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:49 am

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been lying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," ....I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

Website · Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:56 am

AWWWWWWWW! That is cute AND funny!

Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:48 pm

Lol XD Hope I pass my Mommy Test in the future =P

Website · Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:52 pm

Who said daddies must be clueless? Sexists, you all are!

Just joking.

The joke was great.

Sat Feb 19, 2005 3:09 pm

Hah, that was cute.

Sat Feb 19, 2005 5:20 pm

haha that was sooo cute!

Website · Sun Feb 20, 2005 4:42 am

Awwww that's so cute! Your daughter will pass the Mommy Test when she grows up

doesn't what she said melt your heart

Sun Feb 20, 2005 1:37 pm

Heheheh, I saw that joke before on another site.

Cute.

Mon Feb 21, 2005 1:50 am

Aww that was sooo cute...and funny x)

Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:03 am

That was just too cute!

Website · Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:28 am

Aww, that's adorable! And funny.