Final Request
Fri Mar 18, 2005 2:23 am
A woman from New York was getting her affairs in order.
She prepared her will and made her final arrangements.
As part of these arrangements she met with her rabbi to talk about what type of funeral service she wanted, etc.
She told her rabbi she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.
"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi said. "Why Bloomingdales?"
"That way, I know my daughters will visit me twice a week."
She prepared her will and made her final arrangements.
As part of these arrangements she met with her rabbi to talk about what type of funeral service she wanted, etc.
She told her rabbi she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.
"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi said. "Why Bloomingdales?"
"That way, I know my daughters will visit me twice a week."
Fri Mar 18, 2005 8:53 pm
I love clever little jokes like those.
Fri Mar 18, 2005 10:10 pm
That's pretty sad, but it's very funny. I wonder if they could actually do that in real life. *ponders*