Look out blondes
Sat Mar 19, 2005 2:44 am
Three friends, one blonde, one brunette and one red head, heard about a magic mirror that granted any wish you wanted it to as long as you told it one truth about yourself, but if you lied it would suck you into it FOREVER.
So the three decided to go and see the mirror. When they got there the brunette approched the mirror and said:
"I'm the smartest person of the three of us, give me 1 million pounds." The mirror granted her wish. Next the Red head aprouched and said:
"I'm the strongest and fastest of the three of us, give me one million pounds." The mirror granted her wish. Last of all the blonde approched the mirror and said:
"... I... think..." and got sucked in forever.
So the three decided to go and see the mirror. When they got there the brunette approched the mirror and said:
"I'm the smartest person of the three of us, give me 1 million pounds." The mirror granted her wish. Next the Red head aprouched and said:
"I'm the strongest and fastest of the three of us, give me one million pounds." The mirror granted her wish. Last of all the blonde approched the mirror and said:
"... I... think..." and got sucked in forever.
Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:01 am
I heard that joke like 4 years ago and it's still funny now. 
Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:53 am
Same here It's my fave Blond joke!
Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:39 am
that's so stupid it's funny 
Sat Mar 19, 2005 12:56 pm
Heard it ages ago, it's pretty funny.
I don't really like blonde jokes though.
*tries to have a sense of humour about herself*
*fails*
XD
I don't really like blonde jokes though.
*tries to have a sense of humour about herself*
*fails*
XD
Sat Mar 19, 2005 7:05 pm
Anubis wrote:Heard it ages ago, it's pretty funny.
I don't really like blonde jokes though.
*tries to have a sense of humour about herself*
*fails*
XD
Aww you're not stupid anubis you just smell lol
Sun Mar 20, 2005 11:13 am
.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:Anubis wrote:Heard it ages ago, it's pretty funny.
I don't really like blonde jokes though.
*tries to have a sense of humour about herself*
*fails*
XD
Aww you're not stupid anubis you just smell lol
Wow, now there's some words that'll make you feel better about yourself.
Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:24 pm
I have one.
A blonde goes to the movies with her boyfriend. During the previews she asked her boyfriend to go get her some M&Ms, so he gets up and goes. Five minutes later he comes back and hands her the M&M, and she quickly ripped open the bag picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
A blonde goes to the movies with her boyfriend. During the previews she asked her boyfriend to go get her some M&Ms, so he gets up and goes. Five minutes later he comes back and hands her the M&M, and she quickly ripped open the bag picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:44 pm
Master_Blast wrote:I have one.
A blonde goes to the movies with her boyfriend. During the previews she asked her boyfriend to go get her some M&Ms, so he gets up and goes. Five minutes later he comes back and hands her the M&M, and she quickly ripped open the bag picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
...I don't get it.
Can someone explain?
Mon Mar 21, 2005 11:45 pm
VeraX wrote:Master_Blast wrote:I have one.
A blonde goes to the movies with her boyfriend. During the previews she asked her boyfriend to go get her some M&Ms, so he gets up and goes. Five minutes later he comes back and hands her the M&M, and she quickly ripped open the bag picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
...I don't get it.
Can someone explain?
Neither do I.
I'm sure I'll get it after ten more times of reading it.
Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:47 am
Khristian wrote:VeraX wrote:Master_Blast wrote:I have one.
A blonde goes to the movies with her boyfriend. During the previews she asked her boyfriend to go get her some M&Ms, so he gets up and goes. Five minutes later he comes back and hands her the M&M, and she quickly ripped open the bag picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
...I don't get it.
Can someone explain?
Neither do I.
I'm sure I'll get it after ten more times of reading it.
That's because he didn't finish it I can't remember how it goes now if I remember it I'll post it here's a differant one:
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter."
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."
She became a brunette.
The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"
So, she became a man
Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:18 am
.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:Khristian wrote:VeraX wrote:Master_Blast wrote:I have one.
A blonde goes to the movies with her boyfriend. During the previews she asked her boyfriend to go get her some M&Ms, so he gets up and goes. Five minutes later he comes back and hands her the M&M, and she quickly ripped open the bag picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
...I don't get it.
Can someone explain?
Neither do I.
I'm sure I'll get it after ten more times of reading it.
That's because he didn't finish it I can't remember how it goes now if I remember it I'll post it here's a differant one:
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter."
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."
She became a brunette.
The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"
So, she became a man
Ouch! You are lucky I'm in a good mood and won't abuse my power and lock this
. Just kidding, but ouch anyhow
Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:06 am
i have 1:3 blond boys are stuck on a desert island,theres a botel and when they open it, agenie pops out, and grants them each a wish.
thew 1st one wishes he was 10 times smarter, and swims away.
the 2nd one wishes he were 100 times smarter, and cuts down the palm tree, and makes it in to a boat.
the third one wishes he was the smartest person in the world, turns into a brunet girl, and walks across the bridge.
thew 1st one wishes he was 10 times smarter, and swims away.
the 2nd one wishes he were 100 times smarter, and cuts down the palm tree, and makes it in to a boat.
the third one wishes he was the smartest person in the world, turns into a brunet girl, and walks across the bridge.
Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:02 am
Charisma wrote:.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:Khristian wrote:VeraX wrote:I have one.
A blonde goes to the movies with her boyfriend. During the previews she asked her boyfriend to go get her some M&Ms, so he gets up and goes. Five minutes later he comes back and hands her the M&M, and she quickly ripped open the bag picked out all the brown ones and threw them away.
...I don't get it.
Can someone explain?
Neither do I.
I'm sure I'll get it after ten more times of reading it.
That's because he didn't finish it I can't remember how it goes now if I remember it I'll post it here's a differant one:
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.
After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."
The first said, "I wish I were smarter."
So, she became a redhead.
The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."
She became a brunette.
The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"
So, she became a man
I heard that joke, but she said I wan't to be dumber then both of them, so she became a man
.
Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:55 pm
He might have changed it because he's male.