Funny Quotes.
Tue Apr 05, 2005 9:09 pm
I've found a lot of humorous quotes around the web, and thought i'd post some here. To start:
<Donut[AFK]> Karte, I'd have a large depression filled with salt.
<Donut[AFK]> And have people I don't like dumped in it via helicopter.
<Eurakarte> Well, why couldn't one just walk to the edge?
<Eurakarte> I mean, the salt would pack down.
<Eurakarte> You wouldn't sink into it, it'd be like sand.
<Donut[AFK]> I'd have turbines at the bottom.
<Donut[AFK]> Their job would be to mix the bottom about, creating unpackedness.
<Eurakarte> Might work, although it would depend on the depth.
<Donut[AFK]> A hundred feet.
<Eurakarte> The cost for digging out this 100-foot depression alone would be enormous.
<Eurakarte> And placing turbines at the bottom?
<Eurakarte> And the piping system?
<Alert[BUSY]> 100-foot depression? $2.4 million dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> turbine and pipe system? $750,000 dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> approx. 250 tons of salt? $50,000 dollars
<RoSS> Putting someone in an ocean of salt just to watch them choke and die? Priceless
(From bash. org
)
<Donut[AFK]> Karte, I'd have a large depression filled with salt.
<Donut[AFK]> And have people I don't like dumped in it via helicopter.
<Eurakarte> Well, why couldn't one just walk to the edge?
<Eurakarte> I mean, the salt would pack down.
<Eurakarte> You wouldn't sink into it, it'd be like sand.
<Donut[AFK]> I'd have turbines at the bottom.
<Donut[AFK]> Their job would be to mix the bottom about, creating unpackedness.
<Eurakarte> Might work, although it would depend on the depth.
<Donut[AFK]> A hundred feet.
<Eurakarte> The cost for digging out this 100-foot depression alone would be enormous.
<Eurakarte> And placing turbines at the bottom?
<Eurakarte> And the piping system?
<Alert[BUSY]> 100-foot depression? $2.4 million dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> turbine and pipe system? $750,000 dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> approx. 250 tons of salt? $50,000 dollars
<RoSS> Putting someone in an ocean of salt just to watch them choke and die? Priceless
(From bash. org
)
Tue Apr 05, 2005 11:24 pm
XD! the rest was funny, but the last one made me honestly choke. A poor ideaa..now the teacher's after my head.
Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:48 am
LOL. The first time I read that, I didn't see the last line. So I re-read it and found the last part and started laughing.
Good find.
Good find.
Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:05 am
As much as the MasterCard jokes have been used, that one was totally unexpected. 
Truely fantastic.
Truely fantastic.
Wed Apr 06, 2005 3:22 am
How amusing...o.O It was almost expected but it wasn't
(never mind)
(never mind)
Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:06 pm
Skillfull Mastercard jokes like these make me wonder why Neopets won't allow them in thier caption contest...
Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:47 pm
Very, very funny. *agrees with Ross* That kind of thing is definitely priceless.