The Price of A Brain...
Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:28 am
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room,
where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope." "Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "£5,000 for a male brain, and only £200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,
"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
price of the female brains, because they've actually been used!"
where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope." "Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "£5,000 for a male brain, and only £200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile,
avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group,
"It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
price of the female brains, because they've actually been used!"
Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:33 am
Pshhhhhhh.
Good joke.
Good joke.
Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:35 am
I don't get it..... 
Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:56 am
superguy13 wrote:I don't get it.....
I think it's saying that we're dumb.
Mon Apr 18, 2005 10:58 am
You know how for used cars they usually lower the price because they're used...well this joke is saying that women use their brains while men...don't!
Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:25 am
Oh.......
Thaat's even worse....I shouldn't have posted here should I.....
Thaat's even worse....I shouldn't have posted here should I.....
Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:55 am
superguy13 wrote:Oh.......
Thaat's even worse....I shouldn't have posted here should I.....
^made me laugh
Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:42 pm
Hehe...that's funny. I wish I could buy a used brain. Mine's definitely not worth anything.
Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:29 am
That's funny! Just goes to show you guys... 
Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:48 am
even though i shouldn't laugh with this, it was funny 
Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:07 am
Hahahahahaha, lol. It is very funny how at the end it turns out different.
Sat Apr 23, 2005 5:17 am
-smirks at the males-
Bwahahaha.
Bwahahaha.
Sat Apr 23, 2005 9:43 am
That /is/ funny.
Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:03 pm
That's funny. I think I'll tell that to my friends at school
Sat Apr 23, 2005 2:16 pm
I've heard this one before, but it was the other way around