A Special Car
Thu Aug 11, 2005 2:49 am
A snail goes into a car dealership. She asks the sales man if they sell red convertibles. The salesman answers, "Yes. But do you have a proper license, and the money to pay for the car?" The snail replies, "Yes, I've got both. The thing is, I'll only buy the car on one condition. You have to paint a big 'S' on both sides of the car." The salesman thinks about that for a moment. It seems odd to him, but it isn't every day that he sells an expensive convertible, so he agrees.
A few weeks later, the car is all ready and the salesman calls the snail to tell her she can come pick it up. The snail is really pleased with her car and thanks the salesman. The salesman is still wondering about the reason for the big 'S' on the car and asks, "So why did you want an 'S' painted on the sides of the car?" The snail replied, "When I drive by, I want everyone to say, 'Look at that S car go!'"
A few weeks later, the car is all ready and the salesman calls the snail to tell her she can come pick it up. The snail is really pleased with her car and thanks the salesman. The salesman is still wondering about the reason for the big 'S' on the car and asks, "So why did you want an 'S' painted on the sides of the car?" The snail replied, "When I drive by, I want everyone to say, 'Look at that S car go!'"
Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:31 am
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Oh my that was bad XP
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Oh my that was bad XP
*headdesk*
Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:44 am
I don't get it? 
Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:20 am
Read it aloud...
Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:30 am
Ahh... What's an escargot? I've heard the word before. *Gets dictionary* Ahh! Edible snail! A french guy would just eat her though!
Sat Aug 13, 2005 2:58 am
Whew....I didn't get it at first but I now I do.
Took me a looong time though. ;P Cute.
Took me a looong time though. ;P Cute.
Sat Aug 13, 2005 4:32 pm
Yay! I got it the first time I read it! I feel so smart! 
Tue Aug 16, 2005 10:47 am
lol...i thought it was funny...and my brother...well he umm...had an "accident"
Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:08 pm
OMG that is so funny!
Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:49 pm
It took me a few times to get it.
A really bad pun though. But funny.
A really bad pun though. But funny.
Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:05 am
It's corny but funny.
Escargot is the french word for snail in case some of you don't know.
Escargot is the french word for snail in case some of you don't know.
Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:44 am
Didn't get it the first time. XD
But ...nifty.
But ...nifty.
Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:38 pm
Haha. My friend told it to me the first time, so I got it. xD
Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:24 pm
I like this one, never heard it before, cute and funny