Nate the Snake and the magical lever.

[Jenna!]

Once upon a time in a magical land, there lived a snake named Nate. In this land, actually rather close to Nate's house, there was a giant road, and next to this road was a lever. The lever was ancient, and the myth around the lever was that if you were to push it, it would trigger the end of the world.

One day, Nate was slithering down the road. When he came upon the lever, he began crossing the road to get a closer look at it. At the same moment, a truck came zooming around the corner, and the driver found himself in a dilemma:

A) Hit the Snake and run him over.
Or
B) Swerve, hit the lever, and end the world.

Needless to say, the driver ran over Nate and went on his merry way.

The moral of the story?

Better Nate then lever.

[_jade_em_]

Heh, the only thing is, some people pronounce it "lee-ver" instead of "leh-ver." xP

[o_0]

*headdesk*

[Baku]

Heh.. I am slow. xDD I had to read it a few times to get what it meant.