A guy, a girl, and a mule
Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:03 am
All right, I actually (believe it or not) heard this one in church:
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years of marriage. Now, as they lived in a small town, this was a pretty rare occurance, so a reporter from the local newpaper came over to do a small article.
"Well, sir," asked the reporter to the husband, "What's your secret to staying married so long?"
"Ahh...." the man said, "It all dates back to our honeymoon. We went on a trip to the Grand Canyon. My wife and I decided to go on one of those mule rides to the bottom of the canyon, you know? Well, we were going along pretty well when my wife's mule stumbled. I thought she'd be shook up, but all she did was lean over and whisper 'That's once.' into the mule's ear.
About halfway down, her mule tripped again. She leaned over and whispered 'That's twice.'
Then just a short while later, the mule stumbled a third time. My wife said 'That's three times.' Then she took out a gun and shot the mule in the head."
The reporter looked at the man and said, "Er...how did that help your marriage?"
"Well," The man replied, "I started protesting, but then she looked me straight in the eye and said, 'That's once.' "
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years of marriage. Now, as they lived in a small town, this was a pretty rare occurance, so a reporter from the local newpaper came over to do a small article.
"Well, sir," asked the reporter to the husband, "What's your secret to staying married so long?"
"Ahh...." the man said, "It all dates back to our honeymoon. We went on a trip to the Grand Canyon. My wife and I decided to go on one of those mule rides to the bottom of the canyon, you know? Well, we were going along pretty well when my wife's mule stumbled. I thought she'd be shook up, but all she did was lean over and whisper 'That's once.' into the mule's ear.
About halfway down, her mule tripped again. She leaned over and whispered 'That's twice.'
Then just a short while later, the mule stumbled a third time. My wife said 'That's three times.' Then she took out a gun and shot the mule in the head."
The reporter looked at the man and said, "Er...how did that help your marriage?"
"Well," The man replied, "I started protesting, but then she looked me straight in the eye and said, 'That's once.' "
Last edited by cat1205123 on Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:40 am, edited 1 time in total.
Mon Sep 12, 2005 3:13 am
*snickersnort* Oh my.... XD Poor guy.
Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:29 pm
Lol! xD
Must be a happy couple
Must be a happy couple
Mon Sep 12, 2005 7:49 pm
Cute....But why am I getting sudden Yoh x Anna vibes? x)
Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:48 pm
Amethyst wrote:Cute....But why am I getting sudden Yoh x Anna vibes? x)
Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:05 pm
....*lol* Literally, I cracked up laughing and immediately had to share that one with my husband. ^_^v And now, I must share it with some other people I know. *goes to copy and paste*
Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:35 pm
Typically it is the male with the gun in that joke, and it's on a farm.
Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:00 am
I feel very sorry for that man. My mother reply, "That's scary."
Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:46 am
That's hilarious 
poor guy, his wife is obviously a little "off" but still, fifty years is nice!
poor guy, his wife is obviously a little "off" but still, fifty years is nice!
Wed Sep 14, 2005 2:49 am
Viscious. Actually, I know a gal who would do that. (Only Forest will get this, but: Elise! XD)
Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:07 am
Well, I guess he's never leaving her...well
"...'til death do us part." or something like that...