Corny Word Play Jokes
Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:00 am
Yes, they are very corny, but kind of funny at the same time 
1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."
4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
5. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve
food in here."
6. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
7. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
8. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste
funny to you?"
9. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That
sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.", said the Doc, "It's Not Unusual."
10. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly, "I
was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said
Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
11. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.
12. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.
14. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
can't - I've cut off your arms!"
15. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in
the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
18. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Okay Don't hit me.
1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."
4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
5. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve
food in here."
6. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
7. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
8. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste
funny to you?"
9. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That
sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.", said the Doc, "It's Not Unusual."
10. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly, "I
was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said
Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
11. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to
look at either.
12. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
13. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.
14. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you
can't - I've cut off your arms!"
15. I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in
the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
18. Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
Okay
Don't hit me.
Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:20 pm
A dyslexim man walks into a bra XD...
They were good. Some where a bit corny but others were clever.
Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:51 pm
kanashimi wrote::roflol: A dyslexim man walks into a bra XD...
They were good. Some where a bit corny but others were clever.
I liked that one too
I think these were cute, some quite funny
. I'm going to have to send some to my sister.