What The Neopets Team Say and What They Really Mean
Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:46 pm
They Say: 'Neoschools are coming soon, honest!'
They Mean: 'Next time somebody asks us we'll say the same thing.'
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They Say: 'Don't the orange spots on this new Purple pet look super cute?'
They Mean: 'They are really hideously ugly but we are too blind and deaf to the people telling us their feelings about them that aren't good.'
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They Say: 'That pet colour is coming soon, honest!'
They Mean: 'That pet colour is coming in about three years.'
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They Say: 'Now you can paint your Tonu Christmas!'
They Mean: 'Actually you can't because we've forgotten to activate it in the rainbow pool.'
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They Say: 'Jelly World doesn't exist!'
They Mean: 'Virtupets Space Station doesn't exist!'
They Mean: 'Next time somebody asks us we'll say the same thing.'
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They Say: 'Don't the orange spots on this new Purple pet look super cute?'
They Mean: 'They are really hideously ugly but we are too blind and deaf to the people telling us their feelings about them that aren't good.'
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They Say: 'That pet colour is coming soon, honest!'
They Mean: 'That pet colour is coming in about three years.'
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They Say: 'Now you can paint your Tonu Christmas!'
They Mean: 'Actually you can't because we've forgotten to activate it in the rainbow pool.'
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They Say: 'Jelly World doesn't exist!'
They Mean: 'Virtupets Space Station doesn't exist!'
Mon Jul 05, 2004 3:07 pm
How true, how true.
Don't forget:
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They say: "This page should help make sure that your mail gets through to the correct people."
They mean: "This page should help make sure that your mail gets through to the correct trash can."
Don't forget:
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They say: "This page should help make sure that your mail gets through to the correct people."
They mean: "This page should help make sure that your mail gets through to the correct trash can."
Mon Jul 05, 2004 5:08 pm
Off topic: I like your Avatar and siggy, Link.xD
Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:16 am
They say: We will soon allow Neopets to breed with each other!
They mean: When we are finally able to do this, we will be morally opposed to it.
They mean: When we are finally able to do this, we will be morally opposed to it.
Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:14 am
They Say: 'This is rather a drastic change, but we think it is for the better.'
They Mean: 'We are going to totally screw over Koi owners whose pet's personality was based on the old version because we didn't bother to ask them what they felt about the new version.'
They Mean: 'We are going to totally screw over Koi owners whose pet's personality was based on the old version because we didn't bother to ask them what they felt about the new version.'
Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:57 am
They say: Restock codes make the game fair for all players!
They mean: We hate restockers
They mean: We hate restockers
Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:29 pm
i know that a lot of neopets users who don't get manipulated by PPT to dislike the orange spots like those spots! Don't see what's wrong with them...They Say: 'Don't the orange spots on this new Purple pet look super cute?'
They Mean: 'They are really hideously ugly but we are too blind and deaf to the people telling us their feelings about them that aren't good.'
But to stay on topic...
They Say: 'Oy, i'll get Adam to work on it right now! *pokes adam*'
They Mean: 'Adam's sleeping, i'm not going to wake him up now!
Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:53 pm
Jens wrote:i know that a lot of neopets users who don't get manipulated by PPT to dislike the orange spots like those spots! Don't see what's wrong with them...They Say: 'Don't the orange spots on this new Purple pet look super cute?'
They Mean: 'They are really hideously ugly but we are too blind and deaf to the people telling us their feelings about them that aren't good.'
But to stay on topic...
They Say: 'Oy, i'll get Adam to work on it right now! *pokes adam*'
They Mean: 'Adam's sleeping, i'm not going to wake him up now!
'A lot', maybe, but they're in the minority. I once stumbled across an orange-spot-despising guild with about 250 members, and every last person on the Neocolours forums despise the spots to the end of the earth.
Wed Jul 07, 2004 11:26 pm
Link wrote:How true, how true.
Don't forget:
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They say: "This page should help make sure that your mail gets through to the correct people."
They mean: "This page should help make sure that your mail gets through to the correct trash can."
They say: your old mail might not get to you fast because of our switched database. Dont be worried, it will get to you soon.
What they mean: Dont worry, first we are going to read all your neomails, even the super secret ones, then we will throw them into the trash. dont worry, you will get them in a billion years....if you can find them!!!
Thu Jul 08, 2004 12:38 am
one_up_mushroom wrote:Link wrote:How true, how true.
Don't forget:
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They say: "This page should help make sure that your mail gets through to the correct people."
They mean: "This page should help make sure that your mail gets through to the correct trash can."
They say: your old mail might not get to you fast because of our switched database. Dont be worried, it will get to you soon.
What they mean: Dont worry, first we are going to read all your neomails, even the super secret ones, then we will throw them into the trash. dont worry, you will get them in a billion years....if you can find them!!!
I think by 'mail' it meant mail to support people.
Anyway:
They Say: We will give you a warning before we freeze your account.
They Mean: FREEZE RAY: *FWOOM*
Thu Jul 08, 2004 9:29 pm
Amethyst wrote:one_up_mushroom wrote:Link wrote:How true, how true.
Don't forget:
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They say: "This page should help make sure that your mail gets through to the correct people."
They mean: "This page should help make sure that your mail gets through to the correct trash can."
They say: your old mail might not get to you fast because of our switched database. Dont be worried, it will get to you soon.
What they mean: Dont worry, first we are going to read all your neomails, even the super secret ones, then we will throw them into the trash. dont worry, you will get them in a billion years....if you can find them!!!
I think by 'mail' it meant mail to support people.
Anyway:
They Say: We will give you a warning before we freeze your account.
They Mean: FREEZE RAY: *FWOOM*
, actually i got that what they say part from the neomails page...so it couldnt have meant support mail. heres what it actaully says:While the move is taking place, some of your old messages may not show up right away, they are being shipped by Blumaroo Express and should arrive shortly.
Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:33 am
They Say: We will try and get to that later this week.
They Mean:Possibly sometime in the next month. If we don't get to it by then we probably frogot.
They Mean:Possibly sometime in the next month. If we don't get to it by then we probably frogot.
Fri Jul 09, 2004 4:42 am
What they say: "Never give out your password!"
What they mean: "Don't bother giving out your password. The hackers\scammers will get around to it eventually, unless one of our glitches shows it first."
What they mean: "Don't bother giving out your password. The hackers\scammers will get around to it eventually, unless one of our glitches shows it first."
Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:16 am
They Say: Maraqua Plot Feburary 2005 (IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!)
They Mean: Feburary 2010..muhhaa
They Say: Neoschools, we will add it to our list
They Mean: *takes it off the list*
They Say: Sure, it will be up tommorrow!
They Mean: Tommorrow next year
They Mean: Feburary 2010..muhhaa
They Say: Neoschools, we will add it to our list
They Mean: *takes it off the list*
They Say: Sure, it will be up tommorrow!
They Mean: Tommorrow next year
Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:57 am
They say: Neoschools will come out this Monday!
They mean: By the time Neoschools are out, your neopets will be neobums working at the neoMcDonalds.
They mean: By the time Neoschools are out, your neopets will be neobums working at the neoMcDonalds.