Blonde Moments

[thelilbear]

Ever have a "blonde" moment? Experienced a flash of momentary stupidity? Post it here!

One rainy day, I pulled my car into a spot at Sheetz (a convenience store). I pulled into the spot, shut off my wipers, and reached to grab my wallet out of the purse. Next thing I knew I was jerked back into the seat as my car rolled into the post in front of the parking space. Apparently I was so preoccupied that when I shut off my wipers my mind took it as I had put my car into park. Thank goodness no one was paying attention (and that I didn't roll backward into a gas pump!)


And I am actually blonde, but I am in mensa. go figure

[Dragonfire]

Um, the only one I can think of recently was when my mom was cooking in the kitchen. She had a glass of Sprite on the counter. I went to go refill my cup with cherry Kool-Aid, but I accidentally poured a lot into the Sprite. xD

[werepup]

There are times I have been known to be a bit thick...

On a number of occasions I've driven to a shop or petrol station and tried to get money out, finding once I've gotten there that my bank card is most likely on the livingroom table.

Also with the old vectra we have at the moment, one time I was locking the car after putting petrol in, paid at the counter whilst talking to the attendant, I looked down at the key and yelped really loudly. I'd bent the key almost 90 degrees... I managed to bend it back into a drivable shape, although it's the only key we've got.... I should really get another key cut. Doh!


Oh yeah, I'm a redhead. But I do have a blonde wig somewhere - so I can kinda join the club. lol

[Twitchy]

I was painting, and my mum made me a coffee, and whne i went to clean the brush I accidently put it in my coffee instead, and because I hadn't realised I drank it and then when I was finished realised because there were paint swirl things on the bottom of the cup!!

I thought it was a bit off-coloured...

XD

[werepup]

I was painting, and my mum made me a coffee, and whne i went to clean the brush I accidently put it in my coffee instead, and because I hadn't realised I drank it and then when I was finished realised because there were paint swirl things on the bottom of the cup!!

I thought it was a bit off-coloured...

XD

Eeeee... not good for your insides... probably no worse than irn-bru though.

[charlixsparkles]

I'm not a blonde, but I respect and love blondes because some of them are so awesome in my life I don't know what I'd do without them

[kentieness]

I asked what a 'discos' (like, disk-oss) was, because I saw a sign that said something about disco's, and because it had no apostrophe, I was completely confused why I'd never heard of the word before. Everyone laughed at me.

I also have a habit of walking into things, but that's probably more clumsy than blonde.

I'm only half blonde (strawberry blonde).

[Sugarinii]

I'm doomed to push on doors that say pull for the rest of my life.

I also have yet to understand what a biscuit is.

[thelilbear]

I was painting, and my mum made me a coffee, and whne i went to clean the brush I accidently put it in my coffee instead, and because I hadn't realised I drank it and then when I was finished realised because there were paint swirl things on the bottom of the cup!!

I thought it was a bit off-coloured...

XD

that reminds me of one time when i was drinking with friends, and i was ashing in a beer can, then accidentally drank a bit out of it instead of my real beer. i've seen other people do that too

[Sugarinii]

On a similiar note, I once put cereal in the fridge.

[Ski]

Today I almost fell because I thought there was one more step to go up when there wasn't.

[pipsqueeek]

On a similiar note, I once put cereal in the fridge.

In my house we almost do that all the time. That and milk in the pantry. Not sure if it's ever actually gotten in and stayed though.

[Kitten Medli]

Sometimes I switch milk and cereal too.

Once when I was little I went to suck my lollypop and almost sucked a crayon XD And for a split second I forgot how to say anything except,"Pika". o_O

[Ammer]

I always have blonde moments, it's like I am a blonde. Well, I did have blonde highlights (Red now) and my friends always said the blonde leaked through.

But I can't count the number of times I've done something stupid or said something stupid.

One example is arguing with my friends that a flower was not a plant.

[kentieness]

Earlier tonight, I'd just finished explaining the rules of Cheat! to my mum and she said to me, "So, what happens if the person before me puts down a 3 and I don't have a 2, 3 or 4?"

*headdesk*