my history teachers fave joke *not related to history btw*

[autechre]

he really like this joke, its extemely lame, but earsn a laugh forits lameness.

a duck walks into a bar and goes to the barman, "do you have any bread?" the barman replies "no we don't have any bread but we do have beer" the duck walks out.

a few minutes later, the duck walks back in again and goes to the barman "do you have any bread?" the barman looks at the duck and says "no."

a few minutes again the duck walks back in again, walks up to the barman and says, "do you have any bread?" the barman, being a busy person is getting impatient, and goes "look mate, i don't have any bread, and if you ask me again, i'm going to nail you to that door over there!"

the duck thinks about this for a few seconds, and then says "do you have any nails?" barman goes "no". the duck then says "do you have a hammer?" "no"

"then do you have any bread?"

very lame, yes i know

[DiscordantNote]

I heard a slightly different version of that before from my science teacher, the only variation being it was a sandwich instead of bread.

[Starchaser]

I heard a slightly different version of that before from my science teacher, the only variation being it was a sandwich instead of bread.

I heard it from my friend, only with grapes.

[_jaye_]

Yea, I heard it with grapes...and the bartender has a gun. so it was like this:
"Do you have a gun?"
"No."
"Do you have any grapes?"
I like this joke