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AAA AAA AAA!

Wed May 30, 2007 10:42 pm

...seriously, I have no clue why I find this funny. But every time I look at it, I start LAUGHING.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAAAAAAAA%21

...and for those of you who don't laugh all the time like me...well, this'll be funny too.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/AAA

Wed May 30, 2007 10:53 pm

Ah, yes, the Uncyclopedia. One of the many joys in life that produce many funny moments that everyone remembers.

I got revenge on the guy who got me addicted to Ender's Game by showing him an Uncyclopedia article.

Wed May 30, 2007 11:50 pm

Uncyclopedia is pure <3!

Thu May 31, 2007 2:37 am

AAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA!

I love that article! I couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw it, and I think they add something new to it every time I go back.

Thu May 31, 2007 2:58 am

DiscordantNote wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA!

I love that article! I couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw it, and I think they add something new to it every time I go back.


How can you tell? I mean, I know there's a lot of interesting content in the article, but still...

Thu May 31, 2007 10:19 am

Uncle Xyzzy wrote:
DiscordantNote wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA!

I love that article! I couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw it, and I think they add something new to it every time I go back.


How can you tell? I mean, I know there's a lot of interesting content in the article, but still...


The pics? The links? It's not ALL just solid text.

Thu May 31, 2007 1:27 pm

:roflol: That is HILARIOUS!! Seriously though, that brightened my morning. :D

Thu May 31, 2007 1:38 pm

I didn't laugh until I got to the picture of the Fonz in the first one :) But the second one was awesome!

I also enjoyed this from the Johnny Depp article: "For the last fifteen years the UCLA science department has studied Depp, as that he is the only known human to emit what is know called the "Depp Particle." He has been voted "most oversexed man of the year over 40" for the last five years running in Senior Citizen Magazine. Nuclear scientists theorize that the speed to which young girls are drawn to Depp Particle emissions is approximately UNIQ4d9260ccaf6d25e-math44f3d780206df59100000001 meters per second, whereas X is equal to the Joules of energy present in his body odor, and M is equal to the inverse particle distribution in meters, and S is equal to whether or not he's in a pirate suit."

Thu May 31, 2007 4:26 pm

thelilbear wrote:I didn't laugh until I got to the picture of the Fonz in the first one :) But the second one was awesome!

I also enjoyed this from the Johnny Depp article: "For the last fifteen years the UCLA science department has studied Depp, as that he is the only known human to emit what is know called the "Depp Particle." He has been voted "most oversexed man of the year over 40" for the last five years running in Senior Citizen Magazine. Nuclear scientists theorize that the speed to which young girls are drawn to Depp Particle emissions is approximately UNIQ4d9260ccaf6d25e-math44f3d780206df59100000001 meters per second, whereas X is equal to the Joules of energy present in his body odor, and M is equal to the inverse particle distribution in meters, and S is equal to whether or not he's in a pirate suit."


XDDDD!!!!!!! Truth.. complete truth.

Thu May 31, 2007 4:37 pm

I think what cracked me up was this part. If my computer gave me that screen, I'd be going "AAAA" too. Only with a couple of Hs at the end.

Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:49 am

I like the Grues. They're funny!

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Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:20 pm

And don't forget, there's a spoken version of the article! xD

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Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:09 am

AAAAAA. AAAA AAAA AAAA. AAA.


AA?

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Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:09 pm

I was cracking up before the page even loaded :roflol: , but the page is funny too.

And, I downloaded the spoken version, and it was even better! :lol:

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Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:00 pm

" Ancient Tricks
The Shoulder Tap
In the year 1790000 B.C.E. the Babylonian king, Hammurabi, reigned supreme over the Mesopotamian deserts. On February 30, during a long speech by Irhemhotep of the Mesopotamian Flax Traders Association, he stood on Shamadad's right, and reached over and tapped him on the left shoulder. As a result, Shamadad looked to his left, where no one was standing. All would laugh, as decreed by law, or else Hammurabi would stone them to death. Immensely proud of his ingenuity, Hammurabi ordered these endeavours to be recorded in cuneiform on a clay tablet. This tablet was the first page in a small 'tricks' archive, which would later become 'The Book'.

Alternative Shoulder Tap
Years later, the minor prophet Zarathustra, experimenting with various tricks, attempted what was previously unheard of: the other side. Standing on the left this time, and tapping the person's right shoulder was, until that time, never considered, and almost heretical. It worked with stupendous results, even on people who have been so duped many times before."

Whoever wrote this is a genius. :D
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