A talking horse??!!
Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:03 pm
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest
a few minutes.
The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and beganto boast about his past.
"Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 races and won over $5 million. I keep my trophies in the barn."
The salesman worked out the value of having a talking horse, found the
horse's owner and offered a handsome sum for the animal.
"Oh, you don't want that horse," said the farmer.
"Yes I do," said the salesman, "and I'll give you $10,000 for the horse."
Recognising a good deal, the farmer said without hesitation, "He's yours."
While he wrote out his cheque, the salesman asked, "By the way, why
wouldn't I want your horse?"
"Because," said the farmer, "he's a liar - he hasn't won a race in his
life."
a few minutes.
The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and beganto boast about his past.
"Yes sir, I'm a fine horse. I've run in 25 races and won over $5 million. I keep my trophies in the barn."
The salesman worked out the value of having a talking horse, found the
horse's owner and offered a handsome sum for the animal.
"Oh, you don't want that horse," said the farmer.
"Yes I do," said the salesman, "and I'll give you $10,000 for the horse."
Recognising a good deal, the farmer said without hesitation, "He's yours."
While he wrote out his cheque, the salesman asked, "By the way, why
wouldn't I want your horse?"
"Because," said the farmer, "he's a liar - he hasn't won a race in his
life."
Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:35 pm
Was the horse by any chance named Mr. Ed?
Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:47 pm
kamehameha0 wrote:Was the horse by any chance named Mr. Ed?
Hm...
Wed Aug 25, 2004 6:31 pm
ROFLMAO!!!lol lol 
I love horses, and that joke is hilarious! How do you come up with these things? LOL
DiscordantEdit: Please only use three or less smilieys in a posts.
I love horses, and that joke is hilarious! How do you come up with these things? LOL
DiscordantEdit: Please only use three or less smilieys in a posts.
Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:15 am
lol that was funny!
Thu Aug 26, 2004 9:19 am
Haha very clever 
Mon Aug 30, 2004 5:20 am
hehe I've read this one before somewhere, I can't remember where though. Cute joke 
...I don't think I ever really saw that show about the talking horse though.
...I don't think I ever really saw that show about the talking horse though.
Mon Aug 30, 2004 6:43 am
kamehameha0 wrote:Was the horse by any chance named Mr. Ed?
that's what I was thinking about as well when I saw this thread.