Top Secret Plans

[.:Requiem:.]

I'm not sure who will find this funny and who won't, but I'll post it anyways.

The following is a real Email I recieved from a classmate, regarding our plans of removing a substitute teacher.


"I like chicken I like liver meow mix meow mix please deliver.

From now on the password to call of any plans is "AHH COOTIES!"
The password to go on with the canceled plan is "DISINFECTANT"
The password for everyone to go crazy is "MAIL MAN!"
Operation Statisticts.
Mission objectives: To drive the sub insane!
Rule of Operation: The word for substitute is Subject Reaper.

Code names (if necessary): Shtick (Jun Young, the person who sent the email): Warman316; Matt: Spoecutter; Rick: HotDogMe; Elise: Swayed; Jak: ShAcK; Ali: Beans; Mahdi: Motty or Carlos; Triza: Sheofire; Maren (me): Cloraphorm. (I didn't ask for it, it was assigned me. XD)


Objective blueprint layout.
If we should have a substitute, we shall fight! (tee hee hee) annoyance is our key, what ever you do don’t do it in the same location twice. Constant barn noises are our best approach.

Tactical Weaponry:

"The Vietnam Trama Patient" A watch alarm sounds one "soldier" jumps and yells loudly "BOMB GET YOUR HEAD DOWN!" or something simular. Everyone else takes cover an the ground FRT.

"ALARM!" The Intercom sounds everyone gets scared and goes to back of room and freaks out.

"The Drill" The signal is a pencil sharpener. once subject one sharpenes their pencil subject B jumps up and starts twitching horribly.

"Penthouse Effect" WARNING USE ONLY WHEN THINGS GET SERIOUS!The penthous effect was used in Vietnam to throw off the enemy's position. a couple people make commotion on one side of the room so subject reaper look toward that part of the room, then a couple more people launch something at subject reaper.

"The Classic" Just stick a note on subject reaper's back how hard can that be?

"The Illinois pizza scam" one person asks if they can eat something, when the teacher says yes, everyone takes out a piece of candy and starts eating.

"AHH BA BA BA BA!" DON’T EVER DO THIS!! step one Throw subject reaper out the window, step two light ubject reaper on fire, step three burry subject reaper in a ditch, step four move to communist cuba. DON’T DO IT!

"IT,S ALL A SHAM" Take as long as you can coming in from recess.

"You cant mess with perfection" Mahdi (carlos) supposedly "wets" his pants.

And now for a few words from my old friend Dwight Eisenhower PS Forward this to anyone in the class that I havent already sent to........... ok Eisenhower just died!!! End transmission..... NOW."


As you can imagine, we've never seem the substitute since.

Some of our other plans included: the entire class humming, the entire class pretending to be mental; my boyfriend wore a poodle skirt, i pretended to be insecure, my friend spoke entirely in German, another person didn't talk at all, 4 people consatntly muttered to themselves, another refused to sit down, somebody kept bursting into song at the top of their lungs....etc..

[digitel_anime_fan_20]

*can't stop laghing* that last big really had me going! mind you, if i did ANY of those things, my mother would kill me.

[162]

Can I please use those? I've got a substitute teacher on Thursday... and my own pranks are getting pretty tired by now.

The entire class coming in blue-faced and claiming to have caught Cholera from The Smurfs only works so many times.
(And yes, I have actually done this.)

[DiscordantNote]

Those are pretty creative, and considerably more interesting and unexpected than the 'name switch'. Did you actually use any of them?

[.:Requiem:.]

Use any of them!? We've used all of them, and more.

One time we were supposed to have a sub for 3 days ina row while my teacher was on a trip...she wouldn't come back for the last two days. One day we had no teacher, then next we giot a new sub.

And sure you can use them, 162.

[digitel_anime_fan_20]

Use any of them!? We've used all of them, and more.

One time we were supposed to have a sub for 3 days ina row while my teacher was on a trip...she wouldn't come back for the last two days. One day we had no teacher, then next we giot a new sub.

And sure you can use them, 162.

exceot for the lighting them on fire, of course. XD

shesh, i ALMOST feel sorry for your subs!

[.:Requiem:.]

Yeah, except that one.

And only about half of us did the Illinois Pizza Scam...but other than that...we did them all.

[(*Dranzer*)]

Here'ss another If she comes back.

Nervewrecker:Start to sing a loud chorus of "I kno a song that gets on everybodies' nerves,everybodies' nerves,everybodies' nerves,I kno a song that gets on everybodies' nerves and this is how it goes!"

Over and over.

It worked wonder on many annoying cousins :twisted:

[Maroon]

lol!!! VERY funny!

[Raven Poet]

That was a real laugh! Poor subs...

[Bangel]

HILARIOUS!

But now I feel sorry for the sub.

[Fiddelysquat]

I remember the good old days... Everybody getting up to sharpen their pencils at the same time... Removing the mic from the class phone... Ah, memories. :3

[Kaiser]

Thats not nearly as bad as some of the things we've done.

OK, so one day we are all in our classroom before our teacher, we came to school early, and we're all sitting at our desks, right? Well, My friend brings his cell phone to school and calls the scchool over and over again, gettingo ur classrooms extension. Everytime she picks up the phone, he jsut hangs up. Finally, we went through with the last part of the plan. I pulled a hammer out of my pocket, ran to the front of the room, and just bashed the phone until I died completely. Sure, we got suspended, but who cares? It couldnt have been anymore fun!

[Alex]

I worship you and your friends. That rocked.

Happen to have any evil suggestions for revenge at an annoying [insert word not allowed on PPT] ex-boyfriend?

[Kristina]

Ah, I wish I had the guts to do that, unfortunately there are sub letters and I could get suspension, which won't go down too well with my parents ^^;