Confusious say?
Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:21 pm
A first grade teacher gave her class the first part of well-known proverbs and told them to fill in the rest. These are a few the came up...
It's always darkest before... Daylight-savings time
Don't bite the hand that... Looks dirty
You can't teach an old dog new... Math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll... Stink in the morning
A penny saved is... Not much
Laugh and the world laughs with you; Cry and... You have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not... Grounded
When the blind leadeth the blind... Get out of the way
It's always darkest before... Daylight-savings time
Don't bite the hand that... Looks dirty
You can't teach an old dog new... Math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll... Stink in the morning
A penny saved is... Not much
Laugh and the world laughs with you; Cry and... You have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not... Grounded
When the blind leadeth the blind... Get out of the way
Re: Confusious say?
Sat Sep 04, 2004 7:41 pm
emsmu the conceded king wrote:A first grade teacher gave her class the first part of well-known proverbs and told them to fill in the rest. These are a few the came up...
It's always darkest before... Daylight-savings time
Don't bite the hand that... Looks dirty
You can't teach an old dog new... Math
If you lie down with dogs, you'll... Stink in the morning
A penny saved is... Not much
Laugh and the world laughs with you; Cry and... You have to blow your nose.
When the blind leadeth the blind... Get out of the way
I loved them! I especially liked the "When the blind leadeth the blind... Get out of the way" one.
Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:05 pm
those are really funny, I loved Laugh and the world laughs with you; Cry and... You have to blow your nose.
Sat Sep 04, 2004 8:08 pm
I'd like to add this one:
On the other hand...you have different fingers.
On the other hand...you have different fingers.
Sun Sep 05, 2004 3:21 am
did something like that a while ago (mind this is teenagers so..)
"its better to have loved and lost then too...engage russia in a land war in winter.
kid you not.
"its better to have loved and lost then too...engage russia in a land war in winter.
kid you not.
Mon Sep 06, 2004 1:06 am
I like the last one 
otherse are great!
otherse are great!
Tue Sep 07, 2004 2:48 am
A journey of a thousand miles starts with....an airport ticket.
Tue Sep 07, 2004 4:55 am
(*Dranzer*) wrote:A journey of a thousand miles starts with....an airport ticket.
Nah thats wrong
A journey of a thousand miles starts with.... clean underwear
Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:19 am
Hehe this are great!
Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:04 am
haha no
A journey of a thousand mile starts with... a map
duh! haha ^_~
A journey of a thousand mile starts with... a map
duh! haha ^_~
Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:40 am
emsmu the conceded king wrote:haha no
A journey of a thousand mile starts with... a map
duh! haha ^_~
Or better yet, A journey of a thousand miles starts with... out a map.
Lost in the middle of nowhere without a map, great fun.
Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:12 am
What about these:
A bird in the hand is... a frantic bird indeed.
Absence makes... the teacher/boss angry.
All that glitters... reflects light.
A bird in the hand is... a frantic bird indeed.
Absence makes... the teacher/boss angry.
All that glitters... reflects light.
Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:47 pm
zorg wrote:(*Dranzer*) wrote:A journey of a thousand miles starts with....an airport ticket.
Nah thats wrong
A journey of a thousand miles starts with.... clean underwear
A journey of a thousand miles start with...complaining that you have to go a whole stinking thousand miles.
Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:41 am
I've seen these before. They're funny, though.
Fri Sep 10, 2004 6:08 am
DiscordantNote wrote:I'd like to add this one:
On the other hand...you have different fingers.
I love that one - I've used that quote about 100 different times