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joke swap!

Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:07 pm

i tell a joke you tell a joke, i tell a joke again...you get it! 0:)

Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:14 pm

Ok!!! That sounds like fun ^+^

Why did the Mouse cross the road?







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He was stapled to the chicken. *insert cymbal crash here*

Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:27 pm

hahaha! okay,why shouldnt you tell a joke while ice skating??






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because the ice will crack up! :D

Sun Oct 10, 2004 4:30 pm

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower?



















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Shredded tweet!

Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:00 pm

Something on the same lines...

Q:What do you get when Batman and Robin get rolled over by a steamroller?
A: Flatman and Ribbon!

Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:39 pm

lol...that's a good one.

Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:50 am

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
*insert random drumming*
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!

Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:13 am

Funny, but I heard that one before.

Q: What has four wheels and flies?









































A: A rubbish truck!

Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:45 am

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?






























A: Because 7 8 9. Okay so its a bit old but pretty funny

Sun Oct 17, 2004 11:22 pm

okay, this one's kind of.....ya know,but look at the answer,then at my username, and youll see the connection :D




what did the fly say when he landed in the butter?
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IM A BUTTERFLY!!!!!!!(okay, low yet having to do with butterflies. :) )

Mon Oct 18, 2004 12:06 am

What do you get when you cross Dove and a dress?










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Thisby! :roflol:
(No one will get it besides Hyper and Alisquid.)

Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:37 am

I don't get the 6789 joke... can someone explain it to me? Nor do I understand Puck's joke, but then it seems like a sort of private joke between her and some others.

Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:42 am

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8(ate) 9.

Get it now? :P :)

Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:01 am

*halarious laughing*
puck's would be sooooooooo funny if you knew what she was talkong about!!!!!! :roflol: i would tell you why it is funny.. but ......welllll......i'd get my brains ripped out by dove; whom i have a picture of. this is it: :evil: (the dress helps, though!)

Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:08 pm

Dov. Manly man. Summer Drama camp. Forsed to play Thisby. Dress. Dress very pretty and frilly. Veeeeery funny.

Edit:Oh crud...Dov is in three of my classes!*hides*
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