How To Tell You Have A Coffee Addiction

[Maverick]

- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You sleep with your eyes open.
- You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
- The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
- You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.
- You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.
- Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
- You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
- You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
- You can jump-start your car without cables.
- You don't sweat, you percolate.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- People get dizzy just watching you.
- Instant coffee takes too long.
- You channel surf faster without a remote.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
- You short out motion detectors.
- You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
- Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
- You help your dog chase its tail.
- You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
- Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.
- You ski uphill.
- You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
- You answer the door before people knock.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You read this list the whole way through and keep nodding and saying "Hey, that sounds like me.."

[zorg]

haha very cool!

[Link]

That is just too funny! XD I couldn't stop laughing!

[Chris]

- You drink coffee.
- You have arranged for coffee bombs to be dropped over your house.
- Decaf is evil.
- The codeword to your secret underground vault of coffee crates is in a top-secret MI6 vault with forty locks and a keypad on it.

[Kittie]

XDD Thats hilarous.

[162]

- The codeword to your secret underground vault of coffee crates is in a top-secret MI6 vault with forty locks and a keypad on it.

And you've locked yourself in it.

[jess1]

lol some of those were really good

[Bno]

Wow! I love it!

I'll have to tell Paul, the guy who my dad works with... He's addicted to it...lol

[.:Requiem:.]

Jeez!

Just reading that made me hyper. o.O

Or maybe that was the sugar.

Anyway, those are hilarious!

[mocha_san]

<--username
<--has
<--the
<--name
<--of
<--a
<--coffee
<--beverage
<--in
<--it

[RayGirl]

<--username
<--has
<--the
<--name
<--of
<--a
<--coffee
<--beverage
<--in
<--it

Hehehe... mochaaaaaa

[Raven Poet]

That's funny! Did you come up with those?

[Jens]

- You ski uphill.

hahahahahhahaha

though sometimes i can keep it up 15 minutes without blinking

[[angel]]

- You chew on other people's fingernails.
- You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
- You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.
- You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
- You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
- You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
- You ski uphill.
- You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.
- You answer the door before people knock.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

Lol, I like those best... *saved to hard-disk*

[Emy-chan]

Heh, love that one. ^_^ That doesn't sound at all like me though.