Farting Senior
Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:38 am
Direct copy and paste from a Joke website (I have no shame)
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this
problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts
never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at
least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I
was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't
know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts...although still
silent...stink terribly."
The doctor says,
"Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your
sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this
problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts
never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at
least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I
was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't
know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts...although still
silent...stink terribly."
The doctor says,
"Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your
sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:16 pm
that is pretty funny what website was it from?
Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:43 am
I saw that on stupid.com. I think it's dumb though.
Wed Nov 24, 2004 1:46 am
Haha, that's cute. Now I know why nursing homes smell so funny though.
Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:09 am
Lol I heard that joke before, but netherless funny.
Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:58 am
Lol, cute. I really wasn't expecting that.
Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:12 am
Heh, I found it on Funnyjunk.com
The truth is, all (most(some(maybe more than some(I use too many brackets)))) jokes are dumb. Thats what makes them funny.
I saw that on stupid.com. I think it's dumb though.
The truth is, all (most(some(maybe more than some(I use too many brackets)))) jokes are dumb. Thats what makes them funny.
Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:25 pm
i heard that one like a milion times but it stills make me laugh
Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:17 am
Heh, that was uncalled for.
Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:38 am
If i could die, I would.
That's fresh!
That's fresh!
Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:44 am
I'll try and find another one, thats not too errmmm, innapropriate...
Okay, found one. This is a movie. While we're on the topic of farting, I thought I'd mention this page.
Farting Preacher II
http://funnyjunk.com/movies/54/Farting+Preacher+Two/stream
Just for those that may get offended (which I hope you won't), this cartoon is about a farting preacher. I myself am a Christian, so I don't mean any offense by posting this, and please don't be offended either, since it's all in the name of fun and a good laugh.
Ps: the farts were added by computer. The guy doesn't actually fart (you may have guessed that, but my Auntie sure didn't).
If the mods deem this innapropriate, please delete the link, but I believe it isn't that bad.
Okay, found one. This is a movie. While we're on the topic of farting, I thought I'd mention this page.
Farting Preacher II
http://funnyjunk.com/movies/54/Farting+Preacher+Two/stream
Just for those that may get offended (which I hope you won't), this cartoon is about a farting preacher. I myself am a Christian, so I don't mean any offense by posting this, and please don't be offended either, since it's all in the name of fun and a good laugh.
Ps: the farts were added by computer. The guy doesn't actually fart (you may have guessed that, but my Auntie sure didn't).
If the mods deem this innapropriate, please delete the link, but I believe it isn't that bad.
Sat Dec 11, 2004 8:59 pm
My grandpa told me that joke a while back! It's quite funny! 
Thu Dec 16, 2004 12:45 am
Hahah!
I litteratly was rolling on the floor laughing hesterically =D
My dad upstars told me to be quiet or get off the computer. ROFL!
I litteratly was rolling on the floor laughing hesterically =D
My dad upstars told me to be quiet or get off the computer. ROFL!