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If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.

The more tape you use, the less tape you'll have.

When in doubt, scream your head off until someone comes running asking: 'Are you OK? What's the matter??!' Then ask them to open a ketchup packet.

Me: What city are the Arizona Diamondbacks in?
Mom: Phoenix.
Me: Not Albuquerque?
Mom: Albuquerque's in New Mexico.
Me: Ah.

Well, you can whip people with enlongated leeks!

Bob: There was this man, and he'd been comatose for years. His wife sat by his bedside and talked to him as if he was awake. One day, she was eating lunch and told him how good the cherries were, and he woke up and said, "Can I have a cherry?"
Me: I'd make a Futurama reference, but I don't want people to hate me more than they do already.