wowz... i thought you meant if you printed that page up its 6 pages long, but its 6 internet pages
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All teenage boys have some kind of "do not enter or else" sticker or sign on their bedroom door.
mine says made you look. good enough
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Something very very bad always happens when someone says "How bad can it be?" or "Can things get any worse?"
tell me about it
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The man, when breaking up with a woman, will always try to tell her that it’s not her, it’s him. However, the woman has already seen every single movie like this one and will be aware of this cliché, so she replies with something like “don’t give me that”.
i dunno...
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While crossing wobbly old rope bridges, the hero will always state “don’t look down.” Then the female will say, “too late,” prompting the wooden board she next steps on to break and she falls through, and is left dangling high above a river that’s always full of hungry, man-eating crocodiles
true, but its not always crocodiles...
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Any teen comedy usually ends with a prom no matter the time of year.
i guess so
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If the hero is running, the henchmen's' machine-guns will always give off sparks behind the heroes feet and never actually hit him
true
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Heroes/villains, especially when wearing bulky, heavy, long black trench coats, can jump easily from rooftop to rooftop, always able to clear alleys ten to fifteen feet wide.
agagag the matrix
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If a parent goes to their child's bedroom and they are already in bed asleep, the parent will approach the bed and say something kind to the sleeping child before brushing their hair into place and kissing them on the forehead.
dunno
and i dont feel like reading the rest. maybe later