You know you're screwed when ...

[Shoyru_Lover]

You know you're screwed when ...

[Xil]

I bet if they got your Malaysian baby you'd stop spamming.

[Kitten Medli]

That poor little dude with 1000 boxes.

[Christopher]

*puts on mod hat from Toyworld*

This belongs in the Amusing Pictures thread in Jokes.

Dirty spammer.

[VeryOldCheez]

Awesome!
That last one was funny.

[Uncle Xyzzy]

*puts on mod hat from Toyworld*

This belongs in the Amusing Pictures thread in Jokes.

Dirty spammer.

But then he's not technically putting his name on another thread, merely somewhere inside.

That poor man... with the boxes... and the... ow.

[whhattisthiss]

The boxes look like styrofoam, so he's probably okay.
And for the cop one, you're not always screwed!

I got pulled over like a month ago, doing like 20 over the speed limit (I didn't see the reduce speed sign, it was 4 am, and it was the last half an hour of an 8 hour trip from New York to back home) and he let me off with a warning. It doesn't help to be cute and to plea with the cop

[LadyAerowyn]

Whoa dude with a 100 boxes.

[3lla]

oh ive seen in reall life those dudes with 100 boxes on there backs. It can be really sad sometimes cause theyll have to cycle for miles with them all.
but the dude with the bike is funny! looks like hes clicking his heals together and going 'there's no place like home.....there's no place like home...'

[matchbow]

i think what's more sad about the guy with the mass boxes is that in china, they're really common. like, you see them biking down the street pulling this cart like triple their height in boxes. it's actually pretty amusing