How to be Annoying

[Paladin]

Name your dog "Dog."

I have a friend who did that. XD

[Albadror]

Imitate Gollum by speaking in a strange nasal voice, hugging things and calling them "precious" and crawling around.

I just did that ^.^ Awesome idea!

[S-S-SmOkIN]

lolz... try all tt on the same person n i'll bet he'll come after u wif a chopper lolz...

[arogance1]

Come out of a cinema after seeing the latest film and say at the top of your voice

Wasn't that bit at the end good when...

or

I'd never guess that character would die / be the baddie

[arogance1]

Name your dog "Dog."

I have a friend who did that. XD

Name you dog "Dfer" as in "D for Dog". Vets hate it, trust me

[Jen]

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Set alarms for random times.

Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

Name your dog "Dog."

Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies' "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

Never make eye contact.

Done those, but with a few changes. It wasn't filet mignon, it was soup. And I ordered the mints that they give away, not pork rinds.

I didn't leave my turnsignal on for 50 miles, just for about.. 10kms.

Wasn't a dog I named dog. It was my friends long haired fluffy cat. I thought he would just change the name, because I changed it while looking afer the cat while he was on vacation. But by the time he came back the cat wouldn't come to its old name anymore.. So, he ended up having a cat named dog.

At a dance, we could request a song, one per person. I had a lot of friends who didn't pick a song, so I put the same one on every little slip and signed one of their names. So, we ended up having about 20 songs the same.

Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batatatatatata-suhWING-batter!"

My friend did those. Except it was French money, whatever its called, because he spent all his normal money and wanted to leave a tip..
My friend decided to do that to my front lawn while I was away for a day and I was going through an 'aliens exist' phase.
The numbers thing... Was just annoying. I was rolling pennies.
He asked me on a date, 31st of September. Didn't realise there wasn't a 31st. He meant it as a joke, but it wasn't funny seeing as I had a crush on him.
And as for the golf tournament, it was kind of my fault he did that.
We were on a drive, and we came to a stopsign. There was a golf course right on the corner, and someone teeing off. There was a lot of traffic that day, and so we were a way back. So, we were watching him. Act like he was going to hit the ball, not hit it. Repeatedly. We got up to almost the front of the line of traffic, and I told my friend that I wished he would just hit it so I could see where it went. And, we were one car behind being able to go. So, my friend puts down the passenger window(i was sitting in that seat) and yells "HIT IT!" as loud as he could. I got an earache, and that golfer was about to hit it anyways, and the ball went about 2 feet. It was so funny, the guy got so so mad, he threw down his golfclub and turned around.. His face was so red, it was hilarious.

[alina]

pay your $20 pizza bill in quarters (hee hee did it.. with a couple of my friends they took like 30 mins to deliver it so we weren't happy..)

continuation of the "eat the mints in the resteraunt" 1: explain *loudly* to a random person that you can always determine how good a resteraunt is by their mints.. then take the mint out of ur mouth and offer it to them (haven't done this 1.. i have taken like 20 mints then decided that i don't want to eat here and left)

order a sea-food dish and then say "i didn't know this had fish!? i'm allergic to fish?!" after they explain that trout or whatever fish u ordered is a fish be like "no its not.." "nuh uh" "your like 1 of those ppl that doesn't believe that apples are diary products" (my friend did this.. they weren't thrilled)

grab the gift wraping in a store and start a duel with a friend there then "accidently" hit someone (hopefully in a formal suit or something), act all offended and challenge them to duel.. if they refuse follow them around calling them a coward.. (i haven't done this but i have challenged random ppl in stores to duels..)

Get a teacher's cellphone # then call them.. repeatedly.. hanging up each time.. (my teachers always keep their cellphones on in class)

start dancing (think tango) with your friend in the middle of a crowded elevator.. occasionally steping on people's feet and then grumbling about how people never give you enough space..

in the middle of a crowd (like where ur really squished together) yell "i'm claustrophobic" and then sit down and start sobbing muttering about how everyones closing in..

[one_up_mushroom]

:P nice additions

yeah, i don't do many of them, but my friend sure does.

I really gotta try the traffic cone one, lol.
And every road trip I go on, I sing the 99 bottle of on the wall song, i even finished it a few times.

but, can you sing the 999 bottles of on the wall song..i've actually completed it a couple of times...

[Tranx]

I swear I finished the 99 bottles of beer song once. I was on a six hour drive and I was reading "Bart Simpsons Guide to Life" and thats in there.

After I had finished I started to sing the 999 bottles of beer song but I was told to stop or I would have to walk the rest of the way.

Some of you should try it some time. I think it only took me half an hour or so.

[Jens]

Name your dog "Dog."

I have a friend who did that. XD

my dogs name is "Mouse"

[_jaye_]

type with underlining ish reaaally annoying =D especially to IT teachers

[noel]

wahaha, name your dog dog!!!
really like that.

[Veritas]

Haha, I've actually done a few of those.
You forgot to add

ask everyone you meet what their middle name is, and then laugh uncontrollibly when they tell you.

Pay for a $4.95 item, give the cashier a 20 dollar bill, and tell them you want all of your change in pennies.