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Dosha Mae
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I remember seeing even more of those on a website somewhere... *searches her favorites* Ah! Here it is!

http://www.netraptor.org/humor/eviloverlordlist1.htm

There's more in the two cellblocks that are linked near the bottom of the page.

One that sticks in my mind:
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184. I will hire a drama coach. The hero will think it must be a case of mistaken identity when confronted by my Minnesota accent (if everyone sounds American) or my Cornwall accent (if everyone sounds British).

But I'm Minnesotan! :P Oh well, I guess no worries then. 8)

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That one website: wrote:
142. If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head, that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids.


Hehe - best one, ever.

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drummer.a.h wrote:
That one website: wrote:
142. If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head, that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids.


Hehe - best one, ever.


That one is great! I'll remember these for next year...

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Blinkie - Chass
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He Who Feasts On Tacos
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X DIZZLE! It's so true! I love how easily one can completely disrespect the action media industry in such a simple and sweet way!

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