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Twisted Sanity
 Post subject: Farting Senior
PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:38 am 
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Direct copy and paste from a Joke website (I have no shame)

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this
problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts
never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at
least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I
was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't

know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts...although still

silent...stink terribly."

The doctor says,

"Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your
sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

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:roflol: that is pretty funny what website was it from?
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:P I saw that on stupid.com. I think it's dumb though.
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Haha, that's cute. Now I know why nursing homes smell so funny though.

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Lol I heard that joke before, but netherless funny.

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Lol, cute. I really wasn't expecting that. :P

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Heh, I found it on Funnyjunk.com

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I saw that on stupid.com. I think it's dumb though.


The truth is, all (most(some(maybe more than some(I use too many brackets)))) jokes are dumb. Thats what makes them funny.

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:roflol: i heard that one like a milion times but it stills make me laugh
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Heh, that was uncalled for.

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If i could die, I would.

That's fresh! :D

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I'll try and find another one, thats not too errmmm, innapropriate...
Okay, found one. This is a movie. While we're on the topic of farting, I thought I'd mention this page.

Farting Preacher II
http://funnyjunk.com/movies/54/Farting+Preacher+Two/stream

Just for those that may get offended (which I hope you won't), this cartoon is about a farting preacher. I myself am a Christian, so I don't mean any offense by posting this, and please don't be offended either, since it's all in the name of fun and a good laugh.

Ps: the farts were added by computer. The guy doesn't actually fart (you may have guessed that, but my Auntie sure didn't).

If the mods deem this innapropriate, please delete the link, but I believe it isn't that bad.

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My grandpa told me that joke a while back! It's quite funny! :lol:

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Hahah!

I litteratly was rolling on the floor laughing hesterically =D

My dad upstars told me to be quiet or get off the computer. ROFL!
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