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 Post subject: A Christmas Story
PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:53 am 
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I got this in an email this morning and it made choke on my coffee!!


When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to put it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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hahahahah :roflol:

that's a nice one :) poor angel though... ;)

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Hehe Funny and cute(well to me)!! That story makes sense to me for the angel on top of a tree. :roflol:

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That is great!!! :roflol:
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Ooow! Soda through the nose.

I never thought there would be a Christmas joke to really make me laugh.

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:P That's a cute one! You know I've always wondered why there was an angel on the top of the tree.

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XD!!!!! That's great! -e-mails to everyone-

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LOL. I got it. It took my a few moments but I got it. :roflol:

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Wait. Santa killed the angel and put her on the top of the tree? That is funny.

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That's hilarious :roflol: :roflol:

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It took me a while to get it because I was like "Wait a minute, if the tradition started because the angel was kind and brought him a tree so Santa put the angel at the top of the tree in memory of that angel, no?" but after a while I got it xD

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